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The stadium turn out looks like a mid-season weekday afternoon MLB game

We’re all sick for watching this

It’s actually ironic how the Panthers complained about not having enough weapons for Young after trading DJ to Chicago

I shall pray to Satan for our victory. Then we will have all bases covered

I have a feeling Al Michaels will be the most interesting part of this game

Over/Under: Al Michaels quits half way through the broadcast.

I love the montage of how much both our QB’s sucked last week, great job Amazon

Honestly this is a nice, charitable gesture for the league to let the JV squads play in primetime for once. Let’s get this Toilet Bowl started!!

new drinking game: drink whenever any announcer says "we talked about it earlier..."

They keep zooming in on young’s face lol stop it

Bears #67 has a mullet straight out of the 80s

Are you ready for some "football"?

Can’t believe Bryce Young is playing mere weeks after suffering that near-fatal booster seat accident.

Whoever 17 was had the look of "I shouldn't be here...."

NFL sicko game of the year

How many poops in a day is too many?

This will be the lowest rated TNF game of all time.

Cool promo: both of these QBs are bad and are now facing off

LOL - having your game preview be about how much both QBs suck is certainly a choice.

PRIME STORY - Bear QBs suck

Bryce Young has the biceps of the people

im drinking some bengals-branded bud light

Amazon Prime asking us "which QB will be less shit today? Tune in to find out!”

Raise your hand if you thought a QB from a D2 college by the name of Tyson Bagent would be outplaying the first overall pick (also a QB) in a prime time game..

Okay now put your hands down you liars

I am so ready for this battle of football legends

Two teams that are a combined 3-14, yippee….

Splitting time between this and the eras thread. I’m hoping Bryce young has a good light…I feel bad about the chatter hes getting.

Who the fuck has Bryce Young been throwing to? Chark and Shenault?

No wonder they're terrible

Carolina is finding out that this DJ Moore character is pretty good

Eh, Trevor Lawrence had a 2-14 starting season then had two playoff seasons after, not the end of the world for Bryce

I’d literally just throw to Moore every play

I’d be a great OC

Those Bears unis are nice.

who do you guys think Caleb Williams is rooting for tonight?

oh that's right, it doesn't matter since he's going to the Bears regardless of the result

In a year of great alternate/throwback uniforms, please burn these uniforms Chicago.

A real battle of the titans. I can only imagine the enthusiasm that Al Michaels will have tonight for this game.

weirdly excited for this game in a very sickos way

this game is gonna be hilarious

loser should be relegated

thursday night footballs always bad. panthers are always bad. bears are always bad. it's all gonna cancel each other out tonight. get ready for game of the year boys

Did he just say he wished Young got more mad after throwing a pick? Lmafo weird take

The pregame shows for these could just be thirty minutes of Fitzpatrick's chest hair growing

HERE WE FUCKING GO. GAME OF THE YEAR BABY.

Praying this is TNF colts broncos bad 🙏

What’s the name of that song they play on the old black and white highlights?

I'm depressed, sick, and hate my job. This game will either push me over the edge or remind me how much less fortunate some people are who cannot leave this game.

Ooof that was pretty

Some absolutely piss poor tackling by the Bears tonight

33 didn’t even try

did kirk drop weight?

Cam was better