We are the Bears, no way we avoid some of these disasters for an entire four quarters

SICKO OVER watch: a MERE 20 more points to go

This is bush league man! Come on!

Just so everyone remembers neither team has scored an offensive TD. To say that this game is offensive is in and of itself offensive.

Thank you

Miles Sanders is the most expensive 3rd string RB in the league.

we want Andy dalton

My god.

Secret Bagent!

Everyone went down on that play. Lol

Bagent's player picture makes him look like a heroin addict.

I need halftime to get here so I can go eat a 100mg weed gummy, grab my snackie snacks and get into bed

Haha wow.

Matt Eberflus just looks perpetually confused

Wait omg, the same Smith-Marsette who screwed the pooch against the Vikings when he himself was a Bear 😭

Not a fan of the orange helmet with the orange jersey. Need to keep the blue helmets

Nice job by Kmet

We should trade for DJ Moore. He'd really fit in Carolina.

It's almost like the team who keeps their offense off the field is gonna win lol

So through down the field maybe? 10 yards at least?

Great job Strachan

everyone was open

Who, if anybody, gets paid when stadiums use hype music in the stadium? Notably, the wrestling themes. I always hear the Undertaker gong, John Cena's music, the Austin glass shatter, etc.

MIKE STRONG. BEARS WEAK

Lol brisker is so bad

How the fuck did the commies lose to the giants and the bears

There ya go Bryce

No passes downfield. Only dj moore screens and runs

Will this be the worst primetime game this season?

Let me know below in the comments!

Who the hell is Mike Strachan?

Who the hell is this WR lmao

Sexy play action pass.

hey a nice throw by Young

Just a businessman doing business

Our terrible pass rush strikes again

Also Brisker is ass - that's his 2nd terrible play today

Is Bagent the mayonnaise CrossFit guy?

What in the actual fuck that was amazing

If I had to sit in a room with Al Michaels for 3 hours I might actually k1ll myself

Bryce! Awesome!

Jesus Christ that throw was awful

are you telling me it's pronounced chooba hubbard and not chubba hubbard? what a missed opportunity

Mercedes Benz: "have fun with that repair bill on the EQE when the warranty ends"

Chicago Bears owner, Virgina McCaskey was born in 1923. In 1923 Howard Carter unsealed the burial chamber of Pharaoh Tutankhamun. She's really fucking old.

She owns the Chicago Bears

One could ask “how do you make this game even more boring?” and Al Michaels low energy is the answer. Please Al…just retire.

If you’re ever at Wiener Circle get the chocolate shake. They’re great

This game isnt great, but its nowhere near as bad as that Colts Broncos horror show from last year

Bagent at least isn't a terrible backup to have.

Does anyone love their spouse more than the NFL loves the US Military?

Bmore and Cinci will be a good game

Another Kelce thing lmao

Cam was better