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Breadtube if it didn't suck.

Post videos you genuinely enjoy and want to share, duh. Celebrate the diversity of interests shared by chapochatters by posting a deep dive into Venetian kelp farming, I dunno. Also media criticism, bite-sized versions of left-wing theory, all the stuff you expected. But I am curious about that kelp farming thing now that you mentioned it.

Low effort / spam videos might be removed, especially weeb content.

There is a cytube that you can paste videos into and watch with whoever happens to be around. It's open submission unless there's something important to commandeer it with at the time.

A weekly watch party happens every Saturday (Sunday down under), with video nominations Saturday-Monday, voting Monday-Thursday. See the pin for whatever stage it's currently in.

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[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

how the fuck do we have an emote for this lmfao

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The fact that we didn't get desantis' answer to the song question is a crime

[–] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

They cut it out, he said 'usually death metal, brings back fond memories of torturing brown people at gitmo'

[–] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How does he manage to fuck up everything

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's embarrassing to think I was ever afraid of him, but it's even more embarrassing for Florida that they love him so much.

The internet cool kids lose all their drip whenever they step outside, and Ron DeSantis is proof of that.

Seconded. Now he's the butt of the joke at work amongst my majority-diabetic coworkers. We just say "It's sugar man" to each other ever since I introduced that gaffe to them. The white chuds just stay silent for the whole scene while we laugh at him.

Regardless, the whole state of Florida is doomed, which is ashamed considering how beautiful it is- sans the strip malls ofcourse.

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"Oh you know, flies, crickets, cockroaches, normal things ~~the~~ we humans usually eat"

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

he eats ze bugs

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

she even fed him a fucking answer jfc

[–] btfod@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

"Don't want to upset the ~~tummy tum~~ apple cart!"

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

He's struggling so hard not to say pudding.

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Christie listening to Usher is surprising. That other ghoul listening to Bowie/Queen while supporting queer genocide is twisted. She probably listens to Ice Baby but wants to sound more appealing.

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Too much sugar

[–] the_kid@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

uh uh uh... mother?

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

he should have held up three fingers and said "pudding cup"

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

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panting

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

we not talking bout the guy doubling up on enchiladas?

[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Because it was the most sane answer there.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

he eats snails

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If I was Desantis, I would just say, anything does post-debate, maybe a shawarma, some fries, and avocado shake would do...

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

but i really like this song :c

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a good song, but when looped it loses all musicality and becomes insane sounding. I used to play on a counterstrike server that would loop that song and it just sounds more and more unhinged

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

lol, I can imagine. My friends say when they imagine me, they imagine the opening to that song and a smiling chibby going 'la la la'

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

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