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[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 21 points 2 years ago

I’m pretty sure he just picks the most retatrded thing and then says that instead of a normal thing because he knows the MAGA base is like iron filings to a retarded MAGA magnet of stupidity.

[–] carbonprop@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope they make us pay for it! 🇨🇦

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Amateurs. What about walls along the eastern and western seaboard? OuR BordER iS PoRoUSsSsSs

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He actually made the old countryball joke real

[–] kbal@fedia.io 10 points 2 years ago

It's about 8 inches of border per Canadian, if anyone else was wondering.

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 4 points 2 years ago

He used a hockey analogy when talking about this. I find that mildly interesting.

"There was enough fentanyl that was captured just on the northern border last year to kill three million Americans. So we've got to just skate to where the puck is going — not just where the puck is," he said.