this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

no sicko-witch emoji sicko-wistful

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, I dated a few witches back in the day but all the sage burning fucked with my allergies and their crystals hurt like hell to step on

Nah, the good stuff is setting up with Hellenistic pagans

You get wine, cheese stuffed in grape leaves and fun little bonfires

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Non fash Norse ones are cool too, you get lots of mead

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I do like mead...

[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass beard you got you'd get some witches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Morrigan’ll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that archmage or cleric she fucking with

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

bitch im the most prolific cryomancer you ever saw i can summon tears at will like nobodies business

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Slam that scrying mirror for more patriotic wizard funnies in your inbox!

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fool! I cast Wrecking Ball!

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Forget witches, we out here smoking elven moongrass

Lit a bowl so big they thought the spellplague was back