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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

to pay money for your sex game, this is the 16th kind of liberalism

to hide it from your friends---this is the 17th.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

the hardest thing about piracy is adding all the individual porn games to steam so your friends can see you playing them

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

the life of a revolutionary is harsh and unforgiving

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Valve is working on a tool for gutless cowards who are afraid to tell their entire family they're 300 hours deep into Ghost Girl Ghussy XXXL Edition

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now no one will know how many hours I put into Pressure Washer Simulator. Or Train Simulator. Or Bus Simulator.

[–] SnAgCu@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have thousands of hours in War Thunder but I promise it's just because sometimes I leave the computer to do other things and forget to close the game kitty-cri-screm

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Sure sure disgost

WowI'm only joking

[–] drearymoon@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

i feel shame looking at the 1000s of hours i spent playing DOTA 2

finally a reprieve

[–] BabaIsPissed@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

The only guy I have on my friends list that plays this stuff is definetly not afraid to let others know, he does extensive reviews of every datable girl in a given game. visible-disgust but also entertaining to read/make fun of sometimes.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A coward dies a thousand deaths before the end.

The only weird sex game I've played on Steam is Max Gentleman Sexy Business, where you are a sexy business person seeking to regain your business empire by going on dates, punching your business rivals, and growing an unreasonably large mustache. It's very charming and funny, all the actual erotic scenes and images are optional and can be turned off. Every other sex game I've seen on steam looks both cheap and gross, except maybe the Monster Prom games if you count them.

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think the sleaziest game I've gotten into on steam is Gal Gun 2, which is actually really fun and well made. However, it's basically an on-rails shooter where the goal is to use your vacuum gun to suck the clothes off of random girls (also suck up little demons). There's also some mildly pervy minigames involving flirting with various girls. Overall, not the worst, but might be questionable to some people.

The most obscene game I've seen on Steam though is "Mutant Alley - Do the Dinosaur" which is a gay anthro dinosaur sex simulator. I've been curious about it and maybe I'll try it out once Steam implements these changes.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Mutant Alley - Do the Dinosaur

kelly

[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

The only game I've 100%ed on Steam is Midnight Castle Succubus, I don't want to hide that achievement.

[–] WetBeardHairs@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can they work on a feature that lets me change my terrible username? I want to share my library with my young son but I don't want to explain why daddy has such a bad username.

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

if it's bad enough, it may have to wait for the reading of your last will and testament

[–] SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Why would I need to hide Baldur's Gate 3 from my friends? They all play it too.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

I refuse to use this feature. The world must know that I am playing My Stepmom is a Dragon Futanari at 3:56am

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh, not hiding them from view completely so I dont have to see fucking "futa dick dine and dash" on top of a normal steam sale page?

Sorry but just use fucking itch io for this shit or something.

[–] git@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

That’s already an account preference.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok but can we get rid of Bad Rats?

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

What the hell is this game??? This is the first time I've heard of it, and now I'm watching this Dunkey vid: https://youtu.be/4wY4NNGW8LM I still don't quite get it.

[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

It went viral back in the day, people were gifting it to each other as a joke.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Here I am just playing Cloud Meadow like it's no big deal.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

IIRC there's already a workaround to do this? I think you have to set yourself invisible when buying them or something.