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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by hairinmybellybutt@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Translations below for the uninitiated

Install Linux: Reformat and rice your Rice Cooker
Linux: GNU/Linux
Strap on my Linux helmet: Tip my Fedora
Squeeze into a Linux cannon: sudo -s
Linux land: Distro Watch and/or Unix Porn
Linuxes: Distros
Linuxies: Honestly just other distros...

[–] ken27238@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But do you use Arch? (Btw)

[–] Supervisor@fosstodon.org 2 points 2 years ago

@ken27238 @phorq but do u have it on your phone? (btw)

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

No, I do not use Manjaro, I actually use Arch Linux secretly...

[–] bizzle@lemmy.moorefam.net 1 points 2 years ago

Literally yeah though that's it

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