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Bet you a billion dollars that he won’t be subjected to a random drug screening

Og map got everyone back dropping tilted towers

So 2-3 fortnights, 4-6 weeks. At that point, the Jets will be somewhere between 5-9 and 7-7

Reads one history book

Does he specifically try to be as annoying as possible every time he talks

He's gonna make it back for the playoffs, and then we'll all be Tilted at the Towers

He wants to make sure it’s possible the jets can get that #1 Victory Royale

Interesting Rodgers is a couple fortnights away from returning, because Kyler is back but a CoD away from checking out.

Oh so he’s playing the new OG season? Is that helping his recovery?

Yeah he is gonna come back and destroy his leg.

I've very much enjoyed Giant Douche's absence from football.

What a dick.

Homie is great at social media. If last year play is any indication he’s now well on his way to retirement especially after this injury.

It would be stupid for him to not take the proper time rehabbing the injury, just to come back too soon and blow it out again. Why would the Jets organization want that? Not to mention that he will be gassed by the 2nd quarter. When you play fatigued you're even more susceptible to injury. I don't see any upside to this at all. Does anyone really think, even with Rodgers coming back, that the Jets are a Superbowl contender?

Oooh, that's a big word Aaron, very impressive! What a smart and normal guy!

Twas but a few twinkly-dee’s until Rodgers returns

It's clear how this plays out a few fortnight's from now:

Rodgers: Hey everybody I'm ready to play!

Doctors: No you're not cleared for contact. Maybe next week.

The following week the Jets are eliminated from playoff contention

Rodgers: Well I tried guys but they wouldn't let me. Now the team just wants to be safe and not risk anything for 1 have that doesn't mean anything to playoffs. See ya next year guys!

Just in time to watch the play-offs.

How long does a fortnight game last? I haven’t played it in years

I find all this talk kind of weird.... wouldn't a 40 year old coming back from an achilles rupture in 4 months be nothing short of a medical miracle?

Last night I saw some moron talking head say he guarantees Rodgers comes back to play at least 1-2 games this season. Maybe he will but to guarantee it based on... nothing? Why is sports commentary a race to the hottest, most absolute take?

Just say Rodgers thinks he'll be back, and you believe him. There now you convey the same thing without making a hot take based on nothing. I can't handle listening to these fake people I don't understand how anyone does. Give me real people talking about logical things plz

NUMBER 1 VICTORY ROYALE

3 Fortnights is January.

So next year then.

Can I get the Fortnite battle pass 🤨🫱

Oh god, he's getting into video games now?!?

I genuinely need to know how he’s recovering so quickly. It’s kind of insane.

Dork

I fear this is going to be a repeat of Jerry Rice's unprecedented quick return in 1997 from his ACL injury. He'll play, but reinjure himself after a couple solid drives.

Blud thinks he’s Justin Jefferson

Yeah he says stuff. He's "immunized" too.

But hole.

I would love for Rodgers to come back and win it with the Jets this year.

Can we just collectively stop caring about this? He will not play again this season. He does not have even a 1% chance to this season off an achilles tear in September at age 39 (Will be 40 by next year). The dude loves attention, of course he's going to be coy and mysterious about his return, but it's simply not going to happen.

So after the season…

Stupid and annoying. I wonder what the training staff has to go through, it’s already a high pressure environment

So in the offseason when Jets are in Cancun?

Has he been tested for HGH yet? Or are we still pretending his body heals faster than everyone else cuz he listens to dolphins having sex?

Fort.

Night.

Dude just really likes attention

He's going to come back earlier than recommended, brag about how awesome crystal healing is, and then his foot is going to fall off during his first sack.

My theory is that he secretly has zero hope in Zach Wilson with that oline, and expects to miss the playoffs. Thus, he can be like, “oh damn, I was gonna come back next week but we missed the playoffs. Oh well, see ya’ll next year.” And then we get to hear talking heads and “journalists” talk about Aaron Rodgers what-ifs for the next 9 months.

He’s such a dramatic mong that I believe that more than him being the anti-Achilles.

I don’t trust a guys take on injury recover when he is antivax

What a weirdo