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We can analyze this. One fortnight is 2 weeks, and he didn’t use the term “a couple,” so we know it’s not in the next 4. “Few” could indicate anywhere between 3-5, above which we reach “several” territory. So I’d say, Rodgers back sometime within the next 6-10 weeks, placing us firmly at… playoff season, like the rumor has been all along. /s

Once the OG season is done he’ll be back

Gotta love AR giving the least straight forward answer possible.

Anyone upvoting this or giving this story life deserves their team's impending playoff flameout

So a couple months

Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle for a few fortnights and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!

he's not coming back, he just likes attention

How long is that in Apex Legends's?

“Aw damn, I would have been back if you chucklefucks bothered to make the playoffs”

After the Dolphins games please. Come back in the playoffs.

6 weeks is still a long time for Zach Wilson to tread water though

That stem cell treatment really does work wonders.

It’d be fun but we will be eliminated by then.

Just say "a few weeks", Edgar Allen Hoe

This fucking guy…

'Twill be but a few fortnights, M'Jets

Crazy coincidence: Kyler Murray's timeline is also several Fortnites.

I don't get it. Isn't the Jets O-Line still mega trash? Why would he want to rush back into this?

I don't know if I've ever actually seen someone use the term fortnight.

Find him at Haunted Hills

On the one hand I fully believe the NFL is turning a blind eye to him using HGH or something similar to accelerate his recovery because the story would sell (elite HOF QB playing in biggest market overcomes odds, the books/movies write themselves)

On the other, I also think Rodgers is an attention whore who would absolutely be acting this way even if a return was completely and utterly impossible.

Idk which one I believe more

Is he joking because he is playing fortnite while recovering?

Once he gets a victory royale hes coming back

"I'm at Tilted and need a res*

When the Autumn moon is in retrograde I shall return

I think the bigger question is, even if the Jets are still in playoff contention in mid-December, would the team even want to clear him to return?

Like, if their in a spot where they need to win their last 3 games to make the playoffs, is the risk of putting him out there actually even worth it?

Given Rodgers penchant for conspiracy theories I can't help but enjoy this creating the conspiracy theory that he didn't really injure his achilles (or it isn't as bad as reported) and he is sitting out just long enough to ensure Packers don't get a first round pick out of spite.

I don't believe the conspiracy theory to be true, but I do enjoy that there are people who do.

Let’s be honest tho, Jets aren’t making the playoffs.

At the time he said this Pat and the boys were decoding different units of counting I.e. "a couple is two, a few is three, etc" so I think the implication from "a few fortnights" was that Arod thinks he's 6 weeks away from a comeback.

If the jets are not in the hunt, is it even worth risking it (given he can actually come back)?

AFC east as of now, between bills and dolphins .. although both are super inconsistent but flashy.

Aaron rodgers really trying to speed run getting killed out there lol

Let's say he does come back, Zach Wilson can actually move and got sacked six times last game. Rodgers would get feasted on

lol not gonna happen.

Instructions unclear, dropping at tilted towers

i want to like this guy, but then he makes it kinda hard?

Just more clickbait. This was said in jest on the McAfee show to just give McAfee an answer when he kept asking rodgers when he would come back.

4 score and 7 games from now.

The words Fortnight and among us have just been completely slaughtered in my brain, I will be catatonic on my deathbed but if someone says those words my neurons will immediately activate

I knew this guy was an attention seeker but this storyline is just ridiculous.

There are only 2 options here. Either he and NYJ lied about the severity of his injury or he’s taking a massive amount of roids to recover.

The media shitstorm that will take place if this guy comes back this season is going to be unbearable.

Fortnite fortnite fortnite fortnite fortnite

Kyler Murray made his return after a few Fortnites too.

Aaron Rodgers on Packers 8-9

'23 Delusional Jets fans

"WE ARE THE FAVORITES TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL"