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[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Reminded me of an old joke, (no idea it's origins.)

A programmer finds a genie -

genie "You have 3 wishes"

Man: "I wish for a trillion dollars"

Genie "done"

Man "I wish I had a hot girlfriend"

Genie "dude just ask your crush."

Man "I'm scared of planes, so I wish for a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there"

Genie "come on, do you realize how much engineering and logistics that will take. Not to mention all the international permits I'll have to deal with. Try something easier"

Man "okay, ummm.....I wish my program UI was understood by everyone who uses it"

Genie "how many lanes?"

[–] Cowbee@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It would be even nicer if Conservatives stopped being Conservatives. The Overton Window needs to be moved way more to the left.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Stop conservatives from being conservative with one weird trick!

spoiler(explicit call for violence)

[–] ComaScript@monyet.cc -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a foreigner sometimes I wonder who's really the fascist...

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Guess what, political violence goes both ways, the best place for a fascist is in the ground.

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

or in a bbq grill

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ITT: people dealing with a fascist the way it should be done. We are ready for a time machine, let's go back to 2016.

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Gotta go pick up the .50 bmg

[–] clearleaf@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago