Exactly. Do better with your money. Hire garden hermits. Make beautiful timeless jewelry or make your own museum. What do they do? Spend it on Super PACs, cars, ugly modern houses and stupid business investments.

[–] dumples@kbin.social 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My dnd group has a garden hermits outside their base. Well the garden hermits is just one part of the multi personality monster in the basement but same idea

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My local park hermit was asking me for change this morning

[–] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always buy my local grocery store parking lot hermit an energy drink. We both like purple Rip Its.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

That is so wholesome. Yes I also buy my hermits food sometimes to appease them. I had never thought of enjoying it with them though

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Low key would love to be a garden hermit

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think he'd rather be the king of Asgard, but okay.

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Take your dang up for the light chuckle

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I low key appreciate it.

[–] Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Born to early to explore the universe, born to late to live as a Garden Hermit.

[–] rosymind@leminal.space 4 points 2 years ago

Born just in time to comment on Lemmy... I mean, it's something, right? Right???