this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

what if instead of election day it was ejection day and everybody on the ballot would be catapulted out of an F-35

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if instead of ejection day it was rejection day and we turned our backs on everyone on the ballet and established the power of the proletariate vanguard?

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Could we maybe do Rejection Day followed by Ejection Evening?

[–] janus2@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 years ago

that sounds dangerously productive

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

If we can get congress to pay for it, i think we could get military weapons makers to lobby for it so they can make more money selling F35s.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

why else do they put you in a private booth to vote?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

my place only provides a little posterboard thing that sits on top of the table, so it's a little awkward for everyone else

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

watering the tree of liberty

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Please stop laughing at Joker's boner.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

(I wish I could find that ASCII art from the old sub of "Joker's Dick", let's pretend it's here)

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

joker-dancing swang that thang

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn't every day erection day?

all-my-apes-gone .eth

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

If you're in good vascular health, yes.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Where my faithless erectors at?

Erectoral College! The State of the Union if ERECT! God Bless the United States of Engorgica!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Erection Day is when we tear down all confederate statues and erect statues of Nat Turner and John Brown in their place

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the day after would be pretty miserable

idk, there'd be a lot of pressure-washing

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Boner day is already a holiday. It’s July 4th.

Don't you know all that voting will make you go blind. i-voted

they gotta put locks on the voting booths then