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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 years ago by FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Donald Trump Elon Musk

[–] Devi@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Donon Trusk Eland Mump

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Severus.

[–] FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago

The name of a guy that couldn't let go of one girl and was a dick to her innocent kid. Wicked!

[–] Glytch@ttrpg.network 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo

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[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Chodebert

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[–] bermuda@beehaw.org 12 points 2 years ago

Pubert

[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Philbert

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo

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[–] robotElder2@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Breighdyn

Pronounced bray-den

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 2 years ago

I'm upset that I pronounced that correctly without your explanation.

[–] zartcosgrove@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago

Sh'artgnan

[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Still gotta go with Streetlamp LaMoose.

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[–] magnor@lemmy.magnor.ovh 9 points 2 years ago

Well, Adolf has to be up there.

[–] jmes@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago

Lemmy

[–] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 9 points 2 years ago

💩. Gotta make sure the middle name is an emoji too, none of this "he can go by his middle name if he doesn't like his first name" nonsense.

[–] abclop99@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago

Preserved Fish

[–] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Great for a meme but not so great for in real life: Cthulhu All-Spark

https://www.businessinsider.com/internet-names-couples-baby-cthulhu-all-spark-2014-4?IR=T

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Something with emojis is sure to never go out of style:

B😉bby

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[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anything that ends up with the initials "BJ".

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[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

According to Mr. Cash, Sue.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo

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[–] nfsu2@feddit.cl 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Mike Cox

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[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Baby Boy"

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[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Batman bin Suparman

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Angus.

[–] HunkyBrewster@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Ham

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago

Beef.

Because that’s a girl’s name, idiots.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cthulu

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[–] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Raye Pember.

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[–] nfsu2@feddit.cl 6 points 2 years ago

Adolf Hitler

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