This is the deregulated world that ape fans want to live in. One where they can choose to attend events where they can be horribly scarred for life if they want to.
this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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Even as they woke up in the middle of the night with blinding eye pain, some attendees still praised the organizers for the event.
of course
some attendees still praised the organizers for the event.
Why doesn't that surprise me? 
It has the same effect as sunlight
Imagine doing a light show that basically jams a laser pointer into someone's eye and strobes it for hours on end. President Xi, this happened on your turf. It is your duty to find the folks that held this event and have them all executed.
yea and not just a regular laser pointer but a UV one. how tf does that happen
Hong Kong partygoers have experienced medical issues following exposure to improper UV lighting at an event before.
On Oct. 20, 2017, a number of attendees at a party thrown by streetwear brand HypeBeast reported painful burns and eye damage.
It was revealed by the events’ DJ on Oct. 26 that the contractor tasked with setting up lighting at the party had used a series of Philips TUV 30W G30 T8 light bulbs, which, according to Philip’s website, emit 12 watts of UV-C radiation, mainly used for disinfecting surfaces.
But did anyone get sick?💁
L O L!! Those bulbs come standard in our industrial biosafety cabinets, and our company has us remove them because they are too dangerous. That's right my giant globe straddling biotechnology firm cares more about its employees.
It is your duty to find the folks that held this event and have them all executed.
that's a bit harsh for something so funny.
give them a point for every NFT dork they harmed and take 1000 away for every venue worker. the balance can be the prison sentence in years if it's negative.
what if dumb shit like this is in the special status agreement lmao
ah yeah i think Hong Kong gets to decide its health regulations
President Xi, this happened on your turf. It is your duty to find the folks that held this event and have them all executed.
Blinding a bunch of insufferable NFT cultists is pretty funny, so I think Xi should find them and give them a small jpeg of a medal.
Biblically accurate ape
I had a religious experience seeing a jpeg of an ape in a nazi uniform drinking a slurp juice.
Only one? An ape can have multiple slurp juices
Using decontamination level uv lights to make my teeth shine brighter
I can't see my apes, are they gone?
This rejuvenates the passion behind my decision to never leave my home.
This is one of the funniest posts I have ever seen:
Holy shit they gave themselves flash-burn. Hilarious.
This happened... this November? There are still ape guys? Really??? 
Only blinded ape guys now
Fascists burning fascists. Cool.
Finally they will be able to see all the value the NFTs had
The tokens are non-fungible cause the creators explode your eyeballs so you cant recreate them from memory.
underrated post
you're laughing?
their retinas are burned and you're laughing?
the china connection strikes again, the good dr san is innocent!
Innovations in exit scamming. Microwave the bag holders! Brilliant!
The livestream was absolutely wild.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
these people really do innovate stupid
Crackin' Halo 2 drop there real ForeHeads Hours going on now who up?
And they told me sunglasses at night and in interiors was stupid....
Gored Apes