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Anon is a stoic (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 2 years ago by haroldstork@lemm.ee to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] glennglog22@kbin.social 71 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This sounds like some Disco Elysium shit

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man's out here rolling snake eyes.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I knew I recognized that avatar! Senchaaa ♥️

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 62 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In fairness, I would be distraught if I ever misplaced my gay card. What would the others think of me at the bi-weekly brunch?

[–] Tehgingey@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago

"Bi-weekly" is hilarious, well done

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 2 years ago

Does everyone on 4chan have a humiliation fetish? That's a rhetorical question, because obviously who else would go on 4chan.

[–] jcdenton@lemy.lol 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fuckin loser

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

*looser

[–] jcdenton@lemy.lol 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm gonna place 20 proximity mines around you before our fight

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Fine, I'm still playing odd job slaps

[–] reflex@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Fuckin loser

Dude should just 'Laputan Machine' himself, eh JC? 😏

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

>not planting 20 proximity mines before cutscene.

Come on, dude.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

One of the more believable greentexts. Pretty sure that’s spot on with 4chaners.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

A tale of woe without redemption

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Kids today and their Marcus Aurelius.

[–] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

A stoic is a boid that brings babies