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Was just thinking about this while taking a boring regular shower with water. A sonic shower just vibrates at high intensity to pulverize dirt and knock it from your body; but what about oils and lipids and all that other stuff that makes you stinky?

On a side note, I realized that the only time any dental care is brought up, it's with the ferengi. The race with quite possibly the worst teeth in the galaxy are the only ones seen using cleaning utensils on them.

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[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Seems like statistically, each year a certain number of people would be vibrated to death by malfunctioning sonic showers.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 2 years ago

Not to mention all the horny people who go deaf taking a "high frequency" sonic shower.

[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In ds9 it is mentioned they seal teeth in. Wich prevents any degradation.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They didn't mention it....

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

You gotta belive not. All that residue there, prime for bacteria attack...

[–] essellburns@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

I've not actually tried a modern sonic shower so I'll take your word for the limitations of them as things stand and guess they've figured out how to make them work effectively in the next few hundred years.

I think the Ferengi we see have excellent teeth, by Ferengi standards. you can see they've working hard to look after them, rather than trying to look like hoomans.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In-universe explanation: they’re advanced enough to be able to kill, dissolve, and sonically motivate bacteria and dirt - even in pores. This would leave you incredibly clean. Remember: they’ve got transporters. They reconstruct you from an energy beam in a split second, not noticeably disrupting your perception of consciousness. Sonic-shower precision like that would be considered child’s play.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So if I was in a rush, I could just transport myself across the room, but leave all the dirt and oil behind?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

With some of the transporter specific jargon heard throughout the shows, I suspect it's possible, but would take some modifications to the targeting scanners to separate the crud from the person. Like how they separated Tuvok and Neelix from each other in Tuvix.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Tuvix was exceuted!

I'm familiar with enough transportation duplication accidents, where it seems entirely plausible to duplicate people. They just don't do it for politeness? For Tuvix I think they should have tried to duplicate him, and then murder one of the duplicates. Then you have three crew members

I just can't imagine section 31, not taking the opportunity to duplicate diplomats, and high ranking officials, when they get transported, and then torturing the duplicate for information.....

If you have transporters a lot of problems become super easy

[–] Somsphet@lemmy.zip -1 points 2 years ago

Schlock Mercenary is a webcomic that actually handles that exact situation regarding the duplicates for torture information. It can be considered a Space Opera like star trek, but with mercenaries.