The best part of sticking her with the nickname Eve Fartlow is that she can't complain about it without sounding ridiculous
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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It's so fucking juvenile and stupid that even being mad about it sounds absurd. Honestly the perfect nickname for bullying.
It's like having a Twitter feud with a 4 year old and losing
No one cared who I was until I reverberated the ass.
If I pull that finger, will you die?
it would be extremely stinky... for you
:michael-laugh:
You're laughing. People are making fart jokes at the Zionist and you're laughing.
they fart low, we fart high
I like to squat when I fart so I fart low unfortunately
Another Slammer classic.
She's still bent out of shape over Fartlow.
Might be the most successful insult since that guy calling Brett Stephens a bedbug.
The beadbug tweet got the literal president of the US involved, lmao. The Chapo segment on that situation was also great.
Rofl thank you for reminding me of this. A fucking bedbug
I bet he's been 
this whole month.
Rofl this parody account still exists https://x.com/BretStephen_NYT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3XokuiujY8 chapo bit on it with matt felix virgil
I never backed down.
But...
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Accounts @Eve_Barlow follows or mentioned can reply
Not backing down, not owned, not shrinking into a corncob
Cob Fartlow?
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I forgot that her actual last name isn't Fartlow 
I was advocating to graduate her to a more wounding insult, like Eva Braunlow, assuming this had stopped hurting her.
Dr Moreau crossed this woman with a goddamn glass frog.
absolutely what she was called in high school
You chose to eat beans. But I was born farting, molded by it.
IDK who this is but I'm curious on the factual nature of the allegedly fake incriminating tweets lmao
Here you go!
Latino butt heat
my stomach hurts and I think I need to lie down
Latinos are hot though
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She's the most hilarious, ridiculous Zionist. She's the origin of the meme. Truly deranged and unserious.
They fart low, we fart high!
IT'S REAL
Whenver I am reminded of Fartlow I remember Seth Rogen tweeting 💨 at her and then I imagine him doing his peculiar laugh to himself
And zionists said he had "internalized antisemitism" or some shit
I remember one person said "you literally posted the gas chamber emoji"
his peculiar laugh
like a car failing to start
Thats a great tweet.
Maybe if you weren't such a stink butt we wouldn't call you Eve Fartlow 
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So I can remember being peripherally aware of the fartlow saga, like I remember that she was a hardcore 'lock necklace' Zionist and might have said something transphobic, but anyone care to catch me up on/remind me how it all started? It's all lore I was to busy for at the time
lock necklace' Zionist
What is this? Is it some awful reference to Palestinian house keys?
yes, in 1948 when they were driven out many Palestinians brought their house keys, expecting to return. those keys have been passed down as heirlooms and symbols, often worn as necklaces. so it's a really disgusting cynical way for Zionists to mock the Nakba
https://twitter.com/showusyourwork/status/1398274445723193347
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Also wondering about this!? I'm suddenly rethinking every hot person with a lock and chain necklace I've ever seen; I assumed it was bdsm but maybe not?
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This is like her version of the Heath Ledger Joker speech.
Not great lengths, exactly, but lengths nonetheless
Things is Ms. Fartlow, excuse me Barlow, much like Israel; people hate you for all sorts of reasons. Your religious beliefs have nothing to do with it
Nothing’s changed. Fartlow still looks like the keyboardist for a Christian rock band.
Queef shartlow
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