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[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 20 points 1 hour ago

Life is not medically necessary

In fact its a massive risk factor.

[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This would be enough to "radicalize me", but I don't think it's all that radical to be against a system that treats people this way.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

That's the point, we're not living a neutral situation, we're under attack by bad people doing disgusting jobs

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 37 points 1 hour ago

Someone phone Luigi.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 9 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

He was dying. This would likely have given him more time but not stopped him from dying in the near future. To an insurance company, these results are the same except that the latter case costs them more money.

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 2 points 8 minutes ago

You are also dying in the future. So no treatment for you. It's even cheaper the sooner you die. And since you don't need money after you've died, lets make your last days so expensive that we can extract all the money from you and if possible from the rest of your family. Profit.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 13 points 1 hour ago

They're really tryna create another Luigi aren't they?

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 27 points 1 hour ago
[–] MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 minutes ago

It was unlikely the proposed treatment would have sent Tennant into full remission, but the family believed it could have bought him some more time.

Does an actual doctor believe that too?

We don't have infinite resources to spend on treatment that won't actually help.

This is a slop article. No actual info on success chances, prior treatments etc.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 1 points 5 minutes ago

Death panels by any other name wouldn’t be so bleak.