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I thought he was a theoretical physicist

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bender223@lemmy.today 4 points 13 hours ago

well, that's relative

[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 6 points 16 hours ago

Platinum tier joke.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." -- quote by Fantastic; the Head Technician of Helios One