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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Careful with blurring. It can be unblurred, usually. Black block that wipes out the pixel values is better.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Everyone knows what they'd do if their employer pissed them off enough to leave disgruntled. For me it's leaving a pile of sardines cooking in the break room microwave on my way out the door. (For 2 minutes. Out of the tin. On a paper plate. I'm not a monster. And this isn't something I've done. Just something I've fantasized about.)

But this. This is just total scorched earth.

[–] python@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

The great reset

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 1 points 16 hours ago

Oh man. If only I had direct write access to main.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 1 points 21 hours ago

"I am going and taking my code with me"

[–] mattreb@feddit.it 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Jokes aside, I think you picked the source ctrl where this would cause the least damage, I've "pushed" a lot of lost commits to my colleagues :)

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

What if I told you I’m the only developer on that project?

[–] mattreb@feddit.it 2 points 18 hours ago

( ˶°ㅁ°)