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Recently, I seem to have a problem that there are too many wolves around. I've lost three children this month alone.
Those are rookie numbers, coffee is for closers!
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This entire thread is just Werewolf the Apocalypse in a nutshell lmao.
The concept of the game boils down to eco-terrorist werewolves getting mad and tearing the billionaires, factories, and the elementary school class that had a kid accidentally litter to shreds.
Not boars, tho.
Wolves prefer not to fuck with adult boars.
Even when European lions were still around, they'd rather go for something else over a boar. Even bear cubs or baby mammoths, with all the risks involved.
Without some metal animal like Komodo dragons, it falls to humans to keep them in check.
Humans with guns and preferably a helicopter.
Good luck spotting and hitting boar from a helicopter without like extensive thermal vision and and some massive minigun and even then it's gonna be hard.
Sneaky fuckers running in the undergrowth.
Remember they got Bobby as well
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If you're struggling with super thick thighs and want to lose some weight, wolves eating just one of your legs will reduce your weight greatly.
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Wolves really went from ecosystem management to solving everything 😭 nature’s multitool apparently.
Old memes reposted? Wolves. :)
Wolves
Nope.
That's what we get when social activists turn furry
Did the CEO of wolves write this?
Aren't of much use here pal
Edit: lmfao of course Tottenham had to concede
Why are you posting this here. I'm a Burnley fan. I thought this was a safe space.
Haha please lose tomorrow, for good of the league and Tottenham memes🙏
Good puppies :3
I had nearly the same conversation with my 10 year old today about how there is no problem in the world that couldn’t be solved with a giant space laser… stuck in a traffic jam, solution, giant space laser, annoying neighbour giant space laser, it could solve everything.
Tarkin?
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You have to let me bring them into the store, they're my emotional support wolves
Since about three years, there are wolves roaming in my area. I'm still fat.
Well how many did you eat?
Call me daddy Grimm.
Have a problem with a corrupt fascist oligarchy plundering your country and plunging the world into chaos? Yep, release the wolves.
Yep great weight loss tool if they chew off one of your legs thats something like 20% of your weight gone just like that.