Okay, but how do you "slow mind" a child?
Hit them in the head?
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2026
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Slow mind, that child
Also, at least it's not AI
The exact tone I originally read it in, lol.
Smacks of "don't dead open inside."
Slow that mind child
sasa lele
You sure? Because those tail lights seem suspicious to me. They're cracked identically to each other.
I spent too long on this, but it's a real design on Daimler vans https://www.europaparts.com/tail-light-assembly-9068200864.html
Are they cracked though? Could just be Mercedes being fancy with reverse light shapes. They seem to have a habit of mixing them into the brake lights.
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=fpas&q=mercedes+taillights&ia=shopping&iax=shopping
i dont think those are cracks, but internal dividers. most likely separating the reverse light from the indicator
What crack are you talking about? Do you mean the round edge between the blinker (no colour) and the back/breaking lights (Red)?
Another one right next to me!
- My dad, whenever I left the room
Nice painting, but it has two Simbas and the fat pig is missing.
Looks like the artist is going by what he remembers in those 10 second movie summaries.
It's got Simba 3 times. Hoisted over pride rock as a baby, Simba as an youngling with Timone, and Simba with Nala when he's grown
But Pumbaa is missing
I love how they all look pretty accurate but that’s not even the same species as Zazu.
Because zazu went extinct iirc
Imagine including Zazu and Pumba and Nala but leaving out Pumba.
read that again 🚬
Potential band name, album title, and album art all in one shot
Way cooler than the mural on your ice cream van, op