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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/62754614

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[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago

What an odd thing to say.

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 38 points 1 day ago (8 children)

He stopped making money on the trans-bashing & now has to backpedal for a better paycheck.

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[–] LogicalFallacy@lemmy.zip 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Speaking of, does anybody still listen to what Bill Burr has to say?

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not what he thought he was doing, but it's absolutely what he was doing.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He knew what he was doing. He's not dumb. Well, anyway, he knew what he was doing. He just doesn't like seeing the paychecks dry up, poor baby.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey Dave, what did the five fingers say to the face?

"Unityyyyy!!!"

[–] wampus@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dude waited until the republicans became super unpopular to come forward and feign concern. Dave's got some funny material, but this is pretty blatant pandering.

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Has he seen his own comedy specials?

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[–] null@lemmy.org 15 points 1 day ago

His set list of punching down on trans people ain't hitting like it used to and it's affecting his money.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Nah it was. Beta male cuck out here playing both sides like cuck Rogan.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 15 points 1 day ago

Too late. And to me, that was exactly what you were doing.

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

i wish that person who had attacked him onstage a handful of years ago had finished the job

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