I don't remember who said it, but I've always remembered the best description of the whole process as: "my body is punishing me for not being pregnant."
Always gets a sympathetic groan.
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2026
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If you hate your body now, wait for perimenopause to hit. Periods sucked for 30 years, but this is hell.
Violet's hornyposting will peak in about a week and half, before subsiding for a few weeks.
So you're saying I could use the cycle calendar app on my phone to predict when we get great new horny memes? That is actually awesome
iβm hyper-fixated on the 2 guys iβve been constantly talking about
eyes on the prize iβll bang them one of these days
iβm 1 step away from calling my parents and asking them to tell them guys itβs okay to fuck if u wanna fuck
If you do call them and they say its okay I owe you and your parents a high five (no home delivery)
π I'm sorry... would a sweet roll help? π₯
"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"
Maybe a little skooma could alleviate the pain.