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Fox News host Sean Hannity dedicated a segment of his Thursday show to deliver a message to Pope Leo XIV, suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible and its teachings.

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[–] s@piefed.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fox News asking the hard hitting questions, such as “Is the pope Catholic?”

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[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago

Proof the cult leaders don't give a rats ass about religion or faith, they're just tools to manipulate the masses.

As soon as someone with more credibility questions them, they move their goalposts to compensate.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump's not going to heaven. He's starting his own heaven, with blackjack and hookers, where he's god and Kid Rock is jesus or something

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

And he's going to bankrupt it.

[–] llamatron@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

True meaning being what? Might is right? Greed is good? Racism is super cool? Ignorance is knowledge?

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More like War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength.

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[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

According to these people empathy is a sin.

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone really cares about Fox news

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Too easy to say that, they wouldn't be around if that were the case

[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 day ago

The Pope is WRONG about the Bible!

-People who want The Bible to be LAW!

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Did it ever occur to those morons that they might read the bible?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Pete Hegseth, the bible-thumping secretary of war, used the fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction at the Pentagon prayer group earlier this week.

Pete has a shit ton of "crusauder" (and totally not white-nationalist) tattoos. Christianity is a label/identity for people like him, not a lifestyle or personal moral code.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

‘The President Is Right, The Pope Is Wrong’: Hannity Suggests Leo Has ‘Totally Lost Sight of the Bible and Its Teachings’

Updated Fri, April 17, 2026 at 4:33 AM GMT+2

Fox News host Sean Hannity dedicated a segment of his Thursday show to deliver a message to Pope Leo XIV, suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible and its teachings.

That's all the content. No need to go to either of those barf outlets.

I mean i agree with the Republicans here, kinda. Christianity is a death cult. It basically does not have people's wellbeing in mind, it mostly cares about "progress towards god" but that is an abstract, cold and merciless concept. It has nothing to do with "caring for the poor" and "taking in strangers". These things might have been what Jesus preached about, but that's long ago and what christianity has evolved into is basically the complete opposite of that.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 12 points 1 day ago

Somebody never got the memo about papal infallibility

sean hannity is an ex-catholic.

in his religion and in his own bible flavor, he definitely can say someone else is wrong.

"[he has] totally lost sight of my fave bible flavor's teachings~'

-- prolly hannity

I'd say it's amazing how much of a fuckwit Hannity is, but it's not amazing; it's unsurprisingly typical, given his MAGAtty allegiance.

[–] acme401@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's all made up bullshit anyway.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avignon_Papacy

is what Trump is trying to do.

They are looking for a mar-a-lago Papacy.

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