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Fox News host Sean Hannity dedicated a segment of his Thursday show to deliver a message to Pope Leo XIV, suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible and its teachings.

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Person who has dedicated their entire life to the understanding, debate, discussion, research, philosophy to their religion or a man who at best is a grifter at worst guilty of serious crimes.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 24 points 20 hours ago

My new favorite passage " And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) "

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 26 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

They're laying the ground work to officially start their own religion.

They'll try to canonize prosperity gospel and make Trump their savior stand in.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago
[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 90 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Lmao I love how folks are telling the VOICE OF GOD ON EARTH that he's wrong.

(I'm an atheist and don't believe it, but this whole situation is hilarious.)

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (19 children)

Catholics are not real "Christians". So they dont believe in the Pope's position or respect the Pope.

I cannot fathom telling a guy who has dedicated his life to the church though that he doesn't understand the bible. Then again that is the republican MO, if you think you know better than an expert clearly you do.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I'm going to be pedantic, but it's the exact opposite of what you wrote. Catholics are a branch of Christians, who give more importance to the role of saints and the teachings of the Roman Catholic Church, among other differences.
So you should actually argue that they are not really Catholics, if they don't recognize the authority of the Pope.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I had to read their comment a few times, but I think when they said "they," they were referring to people like Hannity.

Catholics are not real “Christians”. So they dont believe in the Pope’s position or respect the Pope.

Like "according to people like Hannity, Catholics are not real Christians. Therefore, people like Hannity don't believe in the Pope's position or respect the Pope"

Definitely a strange way to word it.

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[–] Lutra@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who is Hannity?

  • Housepainter.
  • He attended but did not graduate from:
      • Sacred Heart Seminary
      • St. Pius Seminary
      • New York University
      • Adelphi University
  • 1989 Volunteered as a DJ at KCSB, Santa Barbara, was fired, show dismissed.
  • 1990'ish - got another job at WVNN, Alabama
  • proceeded to talk on the radio ...

Why does this matter? - because it shows that Hannity doesn't matter. Any more than the 12 of us in this thread. - He is alive and has a mouth, are his accomplishments and skills, Yet his thoughts and opinions are played across the loudspeakers of the camp.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago

Why does this matter? - because it shows that Hannity doesn’t matter

While I understand what you're saying, Hannity absolutely matters because millions of people listen to his bullshit. His past doesn't matter as he is a powerful propagandist now.

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 145 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Be kind to others

-Bible, New Testament's teachings of Jesus

Being kind to others is evil, and it's not what Jesus would have stood for!

-Republicans

Reminder: be kind to others

-Pope

The Pope is a libtard.

-Faux News

^My basic understanding of whats going on.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ex-cultist here. Specifically, fundamentalist Christian in the US.

So what we're seeing here is a division between in-groups and out-groups, and drawing that circle closer as a means of guarding against valid criticism. Consider; the standard response of most cults when they are under attack is to double down on its assertions that it is telling the truth. Most cults are built with a persecution complex as key part of exploiting their believers.

This tactic triggers their emotional response to rally to the defense of their cause, because "We're under attack! We're being hunted! The Worst Thing Possible is going to happen, and it is THIS PERSECUTOR'S fault!" This also forces a false choice in members who are doubting the leadership, forcing them to either cut all social ties and side with the enemy (they are trained to see this as a fate worse than death) or rehearse their dogma and rally without question.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Ex-cultist here

Congrats on getting out.

[–] agingelderly@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

^My basic understanding of whats going on.

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[–] KonalaKoala@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

I think ‘The President Is Wrong, The Pope Is Right’: Hannity Suggests Donald Has ‘Totally Lost Sight of the Bible and Its Teachings’ sounds more correct and truthful.

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

bro, I am muslim so I have no idea how christian values work but even I can see this is heresy to an unbelievable degree. Your president calls himself the second Jesus, you cannot defend him against any religious person at that point, let alone the Pope.

[–] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually, for a fascist it's very easy. When words dont really mean anything and your ideology demands no consistency you can say what you want and defend the indefensible. If you think that rational people would see through all that you're right, but their followers arent. They've been trained for over forty years to be led by the nose by their media peer group. Be it conservative news or Facebook posts or green text or their local evangelical demigogue, whatever it is they will be told what they want to hear. Trump is right, and by extention they are right too. And to question it is to put at risk all the relationships they've built up over their lifetime. To be wrong is too risky, so they simply arent. And people like Sean Hannity can say whatever they want without question.

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[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Where I'm at the Christians have mostly completely lost the plot. There's this complete perversion of the faith called Prosperity Gospel that basically believes money is proof of divine blessing. So being rich is proof you're in Gods favor.

Also where I am there's is non-0 number of Christians who legitimately believe we/someone needs to rebuild ancient buildings in the middle east so Jesus can return.

It's a death cult that believes money is proof that God approves of you. While simultaneously believing unending war/genocide in the middle east is a necessary evil. So they can just shrug their shoulders while people are slaughtered and say "God works in mysterious ways!"

Send help.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Am I wrong, or is the thing the Pope said that has these freaks so upset basically like, "war is bad, don't do it"?

I mean for fuck sake...

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 1 points 13 hours ago

What gets me is that the Pope is just saying pretty basic Christian teachings. Simply the kinds of stuff Jesus says in the Sermon on the Mount. And the media is like "LOOK HE'S ATTACKING TRUMP!" The fact that he doesn't really specify the USA or anything says a lot about the state of things, where the basic Gospel of Jesus Christ is seen as inherently confrontational to the MAGA agenda.

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 214 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Hannity thinks he (and Trump) knows more about how the Bible should be read and interpreted than the Pope?.......

Do these people even hear themselves?

[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 114 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Doesn't matter. Magats hear, believe and obey.

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[–] Doom@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

You'all the number of times this administration has me fucking defending shitheads organizations because our idiots in charge are wrong, dumb, and morally off in BFE is too damn high.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Y'all raised in normal places have no idea how much the average Evangelical thinks the Catholic church is straight up Satanic. My parents swore up and down when I was a kid that Pope JP2 was entirely evil to the core, as were all Catholics other than JFK, ironically.

Maybe 98.5% of Faux News viewers didn't bat an eye at this, and took yet another Big swig of the Kool-aid. This is an absolutely normal perspective for American Evangelicals.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You wanna hear something that’ll absolutely destroy whatever little faith in humanity you may have left?

I once knew a guy who knew for a fact that Southern Baptist was the only true Christian religion. His reasoning? And he was absolutely dead serious when he said this and for him is was 100% a mic drop moment:

“Because his name was John the Baptist, not John the Catholic!”

This was something his aunt had said to him years ago, which I guess underscored its infallibility. He was by far the dumbest person I had ever met, and I’ve met a lot of dumb people.

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[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When I was a teenager in the '90s, my mom's church did a six-week series of lessons on Wednesday nights about how the Catholic church only pretends to be Christian, followed by another series of lessons about how the Pope meets all of the criteria to be the Antichrist.

As Jesus said, "Love your neighbor, but only if he believes in me in exactly the same way you do."

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[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 day ago (7 children)

These people would be so funny, if they weren't so dangerous.

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[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (7 children)

There's a name for catholics who believe that the pope isn't always right.

They are called protestants.

Catholicism only has one firm rule: The pope is always right, without exception. There's nothing wrong with criticizing the pope. Just don't call yourself a catholic if you do.

[–] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A friend of mine studied theology and said (when I remarked something similar) that that's a very Protestant perspective.

Catholicism has had a long history of people disagreeing with the pope. There have been antipopes, wars between Catholics and the Papal State, theological factions where the Pope is just one participant, etc. . Papal infallibility is a very recent doctrine, and it only applies when he is speaking ex cathedra, which is rarely. Many Catholics don't adhere to it, and many only consider it a matter of worldly convenience against schisms.

That said, there are no AI generated images of Trump wearing Papal vestments or overseeing the holy mass. Trump is not presented as an anti-Pope, but as an anti-Christ.

[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

antipopes

Do they annihilate releasing huge amounts of energy if they touch the regular pope?

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[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We just need to come out and say it. These MAGA are all mentally ill and they need help immediately.

There is no other logical explanation for their actions.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is cult mentality. They would rather cling to even the most ridiculous ideas than admit to themselves that they were duped by an obvious conman

[–] varnia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As an atheist, this is high popcorn season 🍿 And just when you think, US Americans can not behave more brainless, they start a feud with the pope. Is there anyone left they haven't pissed off?

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 3 points 20 hours ago

Shut up, Sean.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

' # of times wealth is criticized and statements about treating the poor better: ~3,000

' # of times paul wrote that pork isn't going to send you to hell: 1

' # of times paul actually said it was directly ok to eat pork: 0

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[–] s@piefed.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fox News asking the hard hitting questions, such as “Is the pope Catholic?”

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Ah, so we’re gaslighting the bible now? It doesn’t say what it says? The Right have been just ignoring it for a while, now they’re just straight up contradicting it.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The Bible has been used to argue both sides of issues for centuries.

There are passages that both condemn violence and that call for violence.

There are verses that support slavery and that condemn it.

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[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 1 day ago (4 children)

suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible

The parts of the bible he is talking about:

'King David had 500 concubines, for crying out loud'

(him defending Trump in 2016, according to Wikipedia)

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[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago

Proof the cult leaders don't give a rats ass about religion or faith, they're just tools to manipulate the masses.

As soon as someone with more credibility questions them, they move their goalposts to compensate.

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