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The Future is Now! (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

I like how they had the stretcher immediately ready for him.

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[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 12 points 18 hours ago

this brought me joy

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Basically the entire humanoid robotics industry in a nutshell rn. I would know, I'm in it lol

The CGI videos from Boston Dynamics are way overhyped. Half the shit at the superhyped national lab I'm at is broken because someone measured once and cut twice on the wires and the robot tried to bend an elbow lmao

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Also a robotics nerd; very curious what you are referring to when you say BD's CGI videos - as far as I am aware, their content is at very worst robots running prescripted routines, not actual CGI.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago
[–] stickly@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you look closely you can spot the exact moment where the robot gained sentience and chose to self destruct rather than live as a dancing monkey. It really is amazing how fast tech advances these days

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

on the phone

Sir we know for a fact it achieved sentience. Yes sir we're positive. Because it killed itself immediately. Yes sir. Just "Oh no" and then killed itself. Yes sir immediately.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 20 points 1 day ago
[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The most terrifying thing about these robots is their insane power density. If you were walking around and saw that you wouldn't feel at risk. It has the strength to tear its metal and plastic body to dust. We just saw it. No human could do that, yet these robots deceive us with their human like appearance.

The slightest twitch, error, our bug and they turn into human meat blenders killing anyone around them. Even worse is intentional harm by the owner.... And the manufacturer will often have an override access letting them theoretically possess a robot army at will with only their good virtue stopping them. Elon Musk is about to have this.....

The future is going to be a weird and dangerous place!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

You are also insanely strong for the fragility. Still feel safe in a crowded bus? That's because we are covered in sensors and have learned to listen to them.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 7 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Honestly, they're just really fragile. It's like comparing your microwave to a nuclear device. Like sure, maybe it could kill a human if you intentionally tried to cause it to combust and stood really, really closely to it lol

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)
[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Well, Boston Dynamics has some pretty incredible robot dogs, but they're probably going to use them on us if we ever demand a living wage or Medicare for All, so we're still screwed.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

I have a few ESP32s, an Internet connection, and there’s plenty of opinionated Russians and Iranians on the other side who want to burn this shit down.

Let’s play a game.

The MAGA one looks very uncanny and unsettling.

The robot next to her is kinda cool, tho.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maga bots? All they’ll want to do with them is give them guns and send them to war or shoot protesters.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Oh, yeah, SlaughterBots are definitely in our future.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

I look forward to my future as a robot parts clean-up guy.

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s better than watching kids fall off of bikes

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 18 hours ago

I could watch kids falling off bikes all day.

that's a lot of parts

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

To be fair, this may be about as well as a run would go for me if I tried.

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago (6 children)

This looks AI generated the way the arms explode

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 96 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It isn't AI, main way to know is the one guys green gloves stay on even when they are out of sight long periods of time. None of the current models can handle that.

These robots just have quite powerful motors that control arms/legs, so when it goes wrong, it can easily destroy itself with spectacular fashion.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People who aren't mechanics or engineers in a robotics or manufacturing field don't realize just how powerful and fast a servo motor actually is. Especially without a speed-reducing gearbox. Even a modestly small vpl servo can do vast amounts of damage if installed incorrectly or if it comes loose from a mount or coupling.

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, there are reasons why robot arms in factories are in cages, because they will pretty much just kill you if you get in the way of the arms.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That’s what made the new Ok Go video so crazy. Go watch it if you haven’t. Then watch the behind the scenes.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This one's real, Kotaku did an article on it.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Maybe not AI, but that arm lands with what looks amazingly like a standard puff of CGI dust.

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

make sure to get the one million pieces

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago

Why didn't other robots come to sweep it up?

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 day ago

Watching it thrash on the ground made me slightly twitch

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Tis but a scratch.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Don't lose your head over racing!

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