Fuck washing dishes. That is why we invented dishwashers
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At least when you kill bad guys and dragons, they stay dead. The trouble with folding dishes and washing clothes is that it keeps needing to be done.
My story's infinite. Like the laundry, it's infinite, it doesn't rest.
Welcome to being human, adulthood and cleaning up after yourself.
And even novice necromancers can only raise a body once according to the rules I’ve made up just now
And more expirence necromancers can raise bodies more times, but eventually they’ll get discouraged
'diminishing returns' lol
Sisyphus, that bastard with his tasks!
And you cant defeat that boss, no no, that boss is well beyond epic tier and you have to game the system to defeat him.
Which.. women pick up. Because it happens more than enough.
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this is probably what meat loaf meant when he said he won't do that
It's kinda nice if you consider the electrical box or the unmowed lawn as a dragon.
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Folding laundry is basically like fighting a dragon. These damn fitted sheets, man.
But I gotta do what I gotta do. These dragons aren't gonna fight themselves.
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How often will you ever fight a dragon? Once, maybe?
Fuck folding sheets because someone else wants it done, 3 times a week for the next 40 years.
Not even close to being the same.
3 times a week... you're showing your relationship issues a bit there by not knowing how basic human chores work.
Who is washing sheets 3 times a week? I can see once a week, but more than that is too much.
I mean, if I had to fight a dragon, it definitely wouldn't happen more than once
I would also fold clothes and wash dishes for her.
For you.
For both of you.
It's not 'for her'
She's not your mommy manager.
I beg to differ. I would not fold clothes for me. All of my clothes are in a storage tub unfolded. I'd do it for someone I care about though. I like the sound of mommy manager.
Flight of the Conchords had a song about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJVbBXf2wlY
He later wrote that song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRJZfwDgNTM
This guy won an Oscar BTW.
That's great they did a callback to it. I've seen some of their stuff but not their sitcom or anything.
I like that he won the oscar for a muppet song