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I’ve started throwing out socks I bought 4-5 months ago for developing holes. Same brand I’ve been buying for 15+ years and used to be able to go 18-24 months before needing replacements.
Contemporary fascism can’t even make the proverbial trains run on time.
Tf are you calling making worse socla fascism
You are stripping the word from its meaning
It's really quite depressing and infuriating. I'm finally financially in a good spot to afford better quality clothes. I want to buy something that'll last me years and years. I don't like to participate in fast fashion. So I looked up which brands people recommended. Turns out everyone's in agreement that even the expensive stuff from previously well respected brands is now overpriced crap that falls apart within a year.
I've got clothes from 20 years ago, some even much older from my mom that holds up better than things I bought a year ago. I hate it, fuck late stage capitalism.
I always buy secondhand these days for this reason unless it’s from a brand that still has its reputation in tact.
Absolutely. I’m admittedly a bit of a clothes horse and it really used to be that, within reason, there were brand names that used to be a reasonable proxy for quality. But now I’m looking at shirts from the same place I bought them from years ago and the fabric is thin to the point where it’s actually sheer.
Socks are built to lowest cost. If you want good socks, get wool or cotton from a small company
If you're in the us, darn tough are great quality, wool, and come with a lifetime warranty.
Soon you'll have to pay for the privilege of communicating with a human instead of an LLM chat bot.
Edit: I realize I need to specify because I forgot to add relevant context.
They will call it “Priority Support” and it will incur an extra fee.
That's too easy. Surely we could squeeze in another middleware to maximize profit?
Introducing:
"Drink a verification can to confirm you're human"
I don’t event want to talk to another human for free. Why would I pay for it.
Well, you're talking to one now!
Is that Popeye as a child?
Thank you for that, I needed a good chuckle today.
Because there is a slight chance of them resolving your issue...
This comment actually doesn't make sense since there's always been a price to communicate outside of face to face (postage, telephone, ISP, etc.). I get the spirit of it, though.
My bank recently switched all of its tellers with a row of ATMs inside the bank. I think this is kind of what they’re talking about.
Switch to a credit union. If your bank is publicly traded then a portion of their profits are being syphoned away to rich douchbags, instead of services to customers.
It is a credit union… we switched to them ~12 years ago because Bank of America was being an asshole with their fees.
My bank is strictly online and have never had to pay extra (for now) for any kind of extended service nor ever had to speak to a rep. I kinda like it that way.
I haven’t had to pay extra yet, but I am anticipating that being a thing soon. But I do have to drive further to get to a bank that still has a notary.
I communicate way more face to face than in another way. So if I read communicating, I'm not thinking of calling, emailing, letterwriting or anything not face to face.
Onlyfans?
I disagree, lots of things are much cheaper and worse.
Clothes are much cheaper and far worse. Power tools are generally a lot cheaper bit also built to break.
Houses are somehow more expensive AND lower quality though.
Lower quality? Modern houses here (Canberra, Australia) typically have all the energy stars (compared to my '70s place's half a star), are much larger and are proof against termites
A 2026 house beats mine in every respect
That’s the only good thing about them. Other than that, I wouldn’t say they are constructed better, but I don’t know anything about Australian house construction. In America, you can find older homes with old growth forest woods in them that you can’t simply have in a house anymore because the trees simply don’t exist in circulation for obvious reasons.
