I was very sad when I accidentally spilled it.
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2026
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i am reminded of a factoid i learned like 20 years ago. there is an amount of blood and pus the FDA says is okay to exist in one of these things and its not zero.
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Goes great with Pepsi!
Even better without the pepsi, as all things are.
"And for you?"
"I'll have a Coke"
"Is Pepsi ok?"
"No......NO!!!! IT'S NOT OK!!! NOTHING IS OK!!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEE????"
runs out of the resteraunt sobbing
"........I don't think that was about the Pepsi......"
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Goes great with meths. 5 stars
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1 star: it failed to properly cleanse me when I used it for an enema.
But retained most of its flavor afterwards.
"This product gave me horrible diahhrea for several months and I fear my wife & kids will never view me the same way again. I am a changed man, and have seen the other side, and what stared back was not pretty"
4 stars.
4/5 While I enjoyed this succulent excretion of bovine breasts, it did not bring the same joy from my youth of suckling from the source.
Decent jugs.
I'd like it better if its entire existence couldn't literally be a prop in a dystopia novel. Ruthlessly exploiting malnourished cows and their calves, watered down to pad profits, jugged in plastic, extorting ungodly amounts of land and water resources, sold by a corporation that has a bigger bottom line than most sovereign nations, sold to the impoverished and brainwashed masses that fuel the very destruction of the only planet we fucking have.
That, and it's 2%. Whole milk or no milk, and I will die on that hill.
It's the perfect shade of white, smack in between ejaculate and Proof Boy. Tastes better than both.
It plays a mean bluegrass
Thanks for the reminder to get my prostate exam.
0/10 - Wrong quantity, recipe had asked for a litre.
It's great for washing down that Walmart Fent-On-The-Bottom yogurt.
Guaranteed to give everyone the lactose shits.
"Helped me cum"
Satisfying homogenised mammalian excretion.
Gave us explosive diarrhea, worst part is: they put this shit in almost every fucking thing possible everywhere. Good luck if this makes you bloated and explode (fun fact: most people are lactose intolerant,) cuz now because of the dairy lobby and Walmart monopoly your gonna be in big and round brown town
We noticed you're interested in milk. Can we also interest you in other milk?
1 star. It's not vegan.
0/10 not femboy milk :(
0/10 not in a carton