Well for starters I’ve never found a penis that I can stick MY penis in.
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2026
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Look up docking, there's a wider world out there 😁
Well that got real REAL quick.
wait til you find out about sounding
There's someone for you out there, keep looking
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It doesn't have sensitive bits dangling underneath where you might sit on them in a careless moment.
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Doesn't hurt as much when it gets hit by something.
They really can take pounding.
In the other hand, dicks can take a beating though.
Doesn’t disable you if kicked in the crotch area
Doesn’t show through pants
Yes it absolutely hurts a tremendous amount to be kicked in the crotch.
You’ve never heard the term “camel-toe”?
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Easier to smuggle drugs into places with it.
As a dude, I guess for women its flat down there/No need to tuck it in/ be careful.
Although any discussion about thr disadvantages is silly if we don't count the balls and then they are mostly outside there to screw us men over.
I enjoy being in a female body so much! Don't think penis any more ridiculous looking than lady parts, so no advantage there. But we are the original design for a human, and I can always know my kids are mine. Can't imagine guys feel as much getting off as we do, think advantage goes to the vagina on that. Though it's more a package deal than strictly vagina related. Suppose it might be easier to smuggle drugs with more places to hide them.
Should probably create an alt for this answer but fuck it. Threesomes are also much better as a vagina owner. Unless it's with 2 guys who are bi, every other sort of arrangement the advantage goes to the woman or women.
You know, I thought that we were at the point in society where we do not make assumptions about anyone's body parts. That door swings both ways you know.
I can smuggle SO MUCH DRUGS in my ass. You don't even know. Even if y'all got a second spot for 'em I promise nobody is going near my nasty ass. There could be a 1lb diamond up there, they'd just wave me by.
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Self-cleaning and lubricating.
Aside from everything already stated ... pushing a whole ass baby out of a vagina is already a moderately unpopular activity
A smaller and slightly longer tube is unlikely to be an improvement
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