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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

do yall seriously not use adblockers

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but sometimes they put them in on the server side that's why I use raid war of parley get 50% off your first prediction with code lemmy

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Bit depressing to think that there are people having their lives (and often the lives of those around them) ruined by gambling... Even more depressing is the fact that there are companies freely exploiting the previous fact. What a time to be alive...

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 47 points 2 days ago (8 children)

The only gambling I do is buying lottery tickets when I'm having the worst urges to kill myself. A little trick to wait just a bit longer. "You can wait until you get the results, it's only couple days", and then the worst urge manages to pass in that time. It's pretty pathetic

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Hope things get better, but this is low-key genius

Props to you, it's not pathetic at all.

[–] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

Nah, you hold on to whatever hope you have. Stay with us

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

I think that's actually a pretty neat trick. So long as not winning doesn't feel even more crushing.

thats not pathetic, its a good trick

stay strong :3

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago

doing what you need to in order to keep on surviving is the opposite of pathetic. it takes a lot of courage to keep persisting despite the horrors of our world

[–] agingelderly@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I stopped smoking weed during the week so that I had something to look forward to on the weekends. It's pretty pathetic

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago

not pathetic imo. whatever gets you through the week and allows you to keep surviving is perfectly valid!

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

That's smart, it's a form of dopamine loading, you deny yourself immediate rewards and that builds anticipation, also it lowers your baseline dopamine so that even small rewards feel meaningful, this way you stay off the headonism treadmill and conserve your weed which saves money

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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

I forced Chrome to continue using it and it seems to be holding strong so far.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Never once in my life have I felt the appeal of gambling.

All I needed to learn is that statistically, the house comes out ahead, and that was that.

A friend once insisted on dragging me out to a casino, and I came up with a hare-brained plan for blackjack (since it has the best odds of victory). I decided to double my bet every time until I won. But only up to as much money as I was willing to lose, because there's a low chance for this strategy to go poorly very quickly.

I made enough money to pay for the entire trip, and then I never gambled again for the rest of my life. So that's my story of how I came out ahead.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Gambling is like alcohol, some is fun but you need to learn your limits.

If you go into gambling thinking 'I'm gonna make 100 dollars!' you're gambling wrong. If you go into gambling thinking 'I'm gonna spend 100 dollars.' you're gambling correctly.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

That's exactly how I treated my trip. "This trip is going to cost 400 dollars and not a penny more." The fact that it didn't was just a happy coincidence.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same. Went to a casino once, pulled a slot machine and won $30. Then lost $30. Never returned to one.

I do enjoy being gifted scratch-off tickets, though, but I won't spend my own money on them (unless as gifts to others). I manage at a grocery store and I'm often surrounded by people who aren't particularly wise with money. Every time there's a big lottery drawing coming up I get to hear from everyone how "THE JACKPOT IS UP TO 30-MILLION NOW! YOU BETTER GET A TICKET! YA CAN'T WIN IF YA DON'T PLAY!"

Yeah, and I don't burn money if I don't play, either..

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[–] musket528@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)

tbf, the fact that promoting this is legal in the first place angers me

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I probably dont have the gene, but I dont feel cool for not clicking an ad. What I mostly feel is rage that the promotions are so obviously geared towards getting the potentially addicted to try it by offering $100's of free (bonus) bets.

And at the end they have the audacity to mention a helpline.

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure they're legally required to display the helpline. No idea how the requirement has survived the current U.S. admin so far, but if these companies had their way, their victims would not be getting help

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 85 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They must make an absolute fortune, because I see so many ads for shitty online pokie websites.

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

nothing makes money quite as well as separating the foolish from it.

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[–] magnue@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I was down in winter once and decided I'd try out the whole gambling thing. Put 50 into some website and lost it all on a shit game.

Why do people get addicted to that? I experienced no joy and the outcome was exactly what I expected.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The good sites will give you a little bit of your money back so it doesn't seem like complete bull shit and have a lot of "near misses" too.

It can also prey on desperate people who might not usually try gambling but maybe feel like it's their best option at the time.

[–] magnue@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I won a tiny bit on the first game (like £10 up maybe) but at no point did I believe that a game of odds would possibly allow me to win anything meaningful.

I would equate the experience to burning a £50 note.

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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 62 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I always describe gambling as non-alcoholic vodka.

It just does nothing for me and leaves an awful taste in my mouth.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 27 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I like it as a group activity, like poker night, but casinos are depressing.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Do you like gambling or just playing a game with your friends? Because playing poker does not require gambling. You do not have to play with money in the pot.

[–] Monte_Crisco@thelemmy.club 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

While technically true, I think poker actually is one of those games in which the stakes (providing a tangible fear of loss) are a valuable element to the game. Tournament style poker would essentially accomplish this, but it’s not always easy to round up enough friends to make it enjoyable. And even then, the people who drop out early on have to either watch or find something else to do.

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I just hope to the universe my nephews are not drawn into this.

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I bet I dont have this gene

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

I was in Chess Club at school (I know, I know, quite the jock!). We played chess. Then we got bored of chess and played backgammon. And backgammon without a bet is dull, so we started gambling. Then gambling became the point of playing. So we moved on to poker.

I remember one poker hand. The deck was made up of about five different packs of cards. Jokers, black twos, one-eyed jacks, bedside queens, and suicide kings were all wild.

I ended up with a hand of five aces. Two were real aces, three were wild cards. I had to raise. I mean, how can you not raise with five aces? What is the point of playing poker if you don’t raise with five aces? Sadly, two other people also had five aces and one of them had three real aces and only two wild cards so they won the hand.

I lost £20 on that single hand and absolutely hated every single moment of playing it because somehow I knew, deep down, that I was going to lose. That was a lot of money for me back then and there were other, far better things I could have dropped it on - LPs were about £5 back then, video games £10.

But, it was a great early lesson on the ‘gotta keep going’ mindset of the gambler combined with the certainty that I was going to lose my money. I’m glad it happened, despite the short term remorse I felt immediately afterwards. I'm just not a gambler. One of the other kids from that same game went on to owe someone else £300 by the time we left school.

I've been to casinos a couple of times but took some good advice with me. Think about how much you'd be happy to spend on a night out. If you were going to an arena concert, or the theatre, or a flash sit-down meal, how much would you pay for the night? Think about a casino in the same way. You take a set amount of money which you're going to 'spend' on entertainment. Once you've lost all of that, you leave the casino. If you find youself up on the night, hurrah.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Bollocks. 99% of gamblers stop before they win big. Maximum bet every time. Go big or go home. Just need to secure that one win, then all of the sunken costs will have made sense!

Seriously though, I once bought 20 quid worth of Overwatch loot boxes during playing I felt exactly the same way playing a slot machine. I have been once in my life to a casino because a friend wanted to go. I played the slot machine for 30 quid in total. Both after the Overwatch loot boxes and the slot machine I felt exactly this same mix of anger and shame. But during it was the exact same mentality of, hey, if I just continue, I can win something I want. The realisation came after. And so, by thinking about this experience, I essentially stayed away from gambling for good. Gambling, be it loot boxes, slot machines, casinos or anything else are a cancer upon society, keeping people poor and preying off the hopes and dreams of people with problems.

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[–] groucho@retrolemmy.com 7 points 1 day ago

I've gambled twice in my life. The first time was sitting in a gas station casino because my buddy's car overheated on the pass. Put $20 into a keno machine, lost about half of it, realized I could have gotten several beers instead. Got annoyed with myself and cashed out.

The second time was in Vegas. Same buddy gave me a massive hit on a vape pen and dragged me over to a blackjack table. He dumped some chips in front of me things happened, the table was a lot of fun to look at, the dealer cleared her throat in a really annoyed way because I was grooving on the pattern on the back of the cards instead of playing. I handed the chips back to my buddy and told the entire casino I was too high for this shit.

I guess I don't have the gene. I've got an addictive personality in general and that's been fun to deal with, but I'm glad it doesn't extend to gambling.

[–] mimavox@piefed.social 13 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I am this person. How anyone could be interested is beyond me.

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[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 11 points 2 days ago

you watch ads?

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

If you know the basics of probability theory, you can calculate the expected value in most of the games. For roulette with two zeros, the expected value of your win is 95% of your bet, so it doesn't make any sense.

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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 27 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What are you even doing that you see these ads. I hardly see any ads.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Ad block your home internet and phone yall. Life changing.

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