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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Well, I call it a cock, dick, and penis... As well as shaft, member, manhood, endowment (or male endowment), or sex (male or manly sex).

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... Don't Look at me like that.

She boopsy on my mister till I keeper

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Wren@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hooked up with a guy who called his "Justice" and honestly deserved the title.

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[–] starblursd@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey hey... Hog could also mean Bilmuri fan so careful with assuming on that one 🤣

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ABSOLUTELYCRANKINGMYF'INHOG

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 4 points 2 days ago

I call it a hog and I hate the orange pumpkin fuck.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What about...

Tripod

Ole' Faithful

Emergency Coat Hanger

Meatrod

Dingus

... ?

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What about "Mr. Weinenschnitzel"?

[–] donnachaidh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That would mean "crying little off-cut". So, apt.

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[–] orenj@leminal.space 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] egyto@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

but what about my little schmibble

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I call it my pee staff

[–] cass27@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

How about "my lil' fella"

[–] addie@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I call mine 'little Elvis', because that's what Elvis called his, and it's always struck me as a good name for it.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I call mine Shrek. It's kinda green and disgusting.

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[–] OddDeer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well I agree that CRANKING MY MISTER BOOPSY has a certain ring to it

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

things you can do online now guys

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[–] mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

All of them but the last one on versatile manner = uses brains

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Its my Mr. Bizarroland

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hell yeah. Punching the clown keeps me free from meme judgement.

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