All you want is a dinkle
What you envy's a schwang
A thing through which you can tinkle
To play with or simply let hang
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I just call it "my eight inches"
Here's hoping someone done seen that video of the courtroom.
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yall are missing out on not having cold feet when sleeping, I'm just saying
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a post about male genitals and the top comments all in capitals. why am I not suprised?
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jorkin depeanus
It's the tonsil tickler or the pooper probe. The wizards staff, rod of power, batter blaster, turkey baster, or goo gun. There are some that call it... Tim.
Pingas!
Schlong
the d train = call the cops took me out 💀
Mine is called Paddy and hers is called Lucy. I've long forgotten why
There is a side group for hog that doesn't always include magats. Bilmuri fans.
I’ve been using dong. Is that the same as wang or hog category?
Dih
she better be callin her cooch ms moopsy then (bc it be drainin them bones)
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I call him, by his name.
Charlie, btw.
Parsnip
Oh, you mean the ol'grizzlestick?
Manhood, throbbing, pgs 1-320
(This is what I imagine indexes would look like in your trashier historical romance novels)
I was maybe 32 the first time I mentioned something on this topic to my spouses dad. I used the term phallus, granted I believe we had been smoking weed around a fire and I ended up having to say it 3 times before explaining it meant penis/dick or what not. To which was hilarious because he immediately was like "yeah I have been thinking that looks like a dick".
Think that was the first time I'd ever smoked weed with a spouses parent before, but that's what he would do, so even though I don't usually smoke, I figured why not.
Holidays at her dad's place were so much different than I was used to growing up.
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Well, I call it a cock, dick, and penis... As well as shaft, member, manhood, endowment (or male endowment), or sex (male or manly sex).
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... Don't Look at me like that.
She boopsy on my mister till I keeper