I never call it
It just comes when it pleases
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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Hi, I'm Lo Wang. I'll be your acupuncturist today.
You no mess with Lo Wang
Johnson?
No need for names. You leave your number at the front desk, and if you are lucky, you'll get a call back.
Mine is known as The Great Depression.
A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!
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We're not allowed to CRANK OUR HOGS!?
I DIDN'T HEAR THAT FIRST PART BROTHER! BUT LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT HOG = THE PACK! I DON'T SUPPORT ORANGE PEDOPHILES! I ONLY CRANK MY HOG WITH CONSENTING ADULTS!
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NEARLY SHID MYSELF WHEN I RED THAT BRUTHER
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mister boopsy fucking killed me
... And he can do it again in 2-5 hours ;)
##Verse 1
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
##Verse 2
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
[Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much
Now sit on my face and tell me that you love me
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I knew a girl that refereed to her breasts as 'the girls' and dicks as 'the little gentlemen'.
"May I come in, ma'am?"
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wand = double nerd alert.
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
I'll put on a witch's hat and then we can have a duel.
If he calls it a knob, he's not just British, he's Bri'ish.
Or Juicy J
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When not referred to by its proper name, His Majesty is known as the womb hammer or the flesh dagger.
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Where's pecker? Or pizzle?
I first heard pizzle in Kingdom Come Deliverance: βAre you pulling my pizzle?β
That's where I heard it π
Stop yanking me pizzle!
You're at least 65 years old
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I'm a wolf, so mine's a sheath. πΊ
(well, technically, the sheath is the outer thing around it, and when it's out of the sheath I still have to figure out what to call it. But when it's stowed away? sheath!)
(also fun fact: I have a permanent boner. Literally, there's a bone in there. :3)
-- Frost
Ding-a-ling: Chuck Berry fan
What about tallywhacker? Or schlong?
Iβm always left out.
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Laphog, schlong, rod, pecker, snake, package, unit, johnson, richard, purple helmet warrior, willy, one eyed trouser snake, sinstick, prick, dink, pickle, sausage, lower horn, skinflute, genghis khan
Remember those fellas?
Oh man, forgot about that earworm, going to be stuck for a bit
I an always glad to help π
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"Gochu" meaning "hot pepper" in Korean.
hot dog
not hot dog
a post about male genitals and the top comments all in capitals. why am I not suprised?
arooo
All you want is a dinkle
What you envy's a schwang
A thing through which you can tinkle
To play with or simply let hang
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