Well guess you have a better excuse than “I tripped and fell in to her”
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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Imagine you just get a wet dream and all of the female crew gets pregnant of stray cum
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Thought you couldn't get it up in zero G - and even If you could, we don't actually know if the mechanisms needed to ejaculate would function in zero G.
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That's an interesting confirmation that everyone on the ISS has no trousers on at all times.
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I'd feel awful for anyone that needs to masturbate in space. Zero gravity fornication has got to be the bees knees. I would hope our astronauts are so orgied-out that by the end of the day they really just don't have it in them to want to do that.
I'm not sure nofap is the only viable strategy. What about requiring vasectomy or unisex birth control?
Btw, porn in space is an unfapped market niche.
requiring vasectomy
Yeah definitely man. I mean if you wanna go to space why don't we jump to required castration while we're at it?
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