The female astronauts shouldn't have dressed that way /s
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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I'm going to make a bet that most female astronauts are going to take hormones to stop menstruation. Which will also stop ovulation.
I mean there are other reasons why this suggested is invalid . See other comments.
But I'm also pointing out this one.
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Wrong attribution to NASA aside, I think all adults know that there is much more surface tension than water in errr...the rope. Thanks Raiderkev for that awesome rundown in the comments.
Sounds like there might be an emerging market for fleshlight shaped jizz vacuums.
Imagining some poor horny astronut with suitcase sprawled out on the bed the night before his big flight. His inner monologue churning out scenarios, crunching probabilities of situations where he'd be caught in an embarrassing situation with his vacusuck 2000 as he repeatedly packs and unpacks it.
"Well, honey? You bringing your Thirsty Kirstie® or not?"
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By the same reasoning women should never sit on a single man's computer chair either.
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Good thing NASA isn't my mom.
I think a female astronaut is less likely to get pregnant if everybody is allowed to rub one out when they're horny.
Fuck you, I'll shoot ropes up there!