scientists says

This is not a serious publication.

huh huhuhh hhuuhhuhuh you said spunk

NASA scientists says-

Shouldn't it be "NASA scientist says-" or "NASA scientists say-"

I'm dyslexic and not native English speaker so I'm not sure. But it sounds weird when I say it in my head.

Than about the other thing: the subject. Doctors say it's necessary to ejaculated at least once a week to lower the chance of prostate cancer. Also, not doing anything about being horny is fucked up. I'm wearing a catheter for 4 weeks (one and half weeks to go) and it sucks so bad. Every woman I see makes me horny now, whenever I see something sexy like a bikini in a commercial or 2 people kissing during a show, I get a woodie, which hurts because I had surgery on my eurethra. Every night, the entire night, I have a woodie. I know, because the pain it causes keeps me awake. The longer the horniness is cropped up, the worse it gets. I know astronauts didn't have surgery down there, but not jurking off makes many men bombs of cropped up horniness. It can also affect concentration and performance of tasks. Men need their relief. As do women.

So, NASA scientists, why don't you invent a seed killing, particle capturing jerkoff sock for astronauts. It sounds stupid but it's oh so important.

Edit: about the Grammer, I was right.

Also, what a slop website.

The quote has been misattributed: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/masturbation-in-space-nasa-warning/

if you nut in space will it push you backwards

This is certified misinformation. Here's the fact check destroying it.

Wasn't that a joke from some comedian?

I know this is science memes, but this is just straight up bullshit repackaged with a clickbait title

I thought you were dead, but nice try, Kellogg

Great... Another job I'm not qualified for

I wanna see the cumball formed by ejaculating in 0 gravity.

That reads as "male astronauts should not mastrubate in space". So it's absolutely fine for a female astronaut to rub one out. It's not like she's going to be ejecting eggs all over the place. Think of THAT OnlyFans.

Oh cum on, it's going to be really hard to handle that. Mind you, I'd be more concerned about the stray 'liquid' getting into machinery and shorting something, rather than accidentally impregnating three women at a time.

Fortunately we don't have to worry about this yet as "This article was originally published on 23 July 20222".

Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.

New fetish unlocked

Well everything needs to be studied conclusively but wow.

Listen.

The shit that went down with Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore with the Boeing Starliner incident was written like a NASA fanfic.

Stranded for 10 months alone on the ISS? I hope they used protection lmao

We might soon have a drug that stops sperm production. That would be welcome news for space gooners.

Edit: I just wanted to say "space gooner".