Thats because the clitoris is dem propaganda, its actually a hoax!
Sarcasm for obvious reasons
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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yhea, it doesn't exist, what are snowflakes gonna do, dm me pictures of their's to prove me wrong? they would if it was real
Conservative man receives picture of a vulva and a clitoris
WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT'S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE!?
Sadly, my DMs remain vulva free. my scheme for free vulva pictures failed :(
Probably not close enough to the real thing to be considered NSFW but I'll err on the side of making it an opt-in experience.
~I've~ ~seen~ ~more~ ~titillating~ ~cow~ ~skulls~ ~though.~
I can send you mine! It's rather penis shaped but we can pretend it's a vulva ;)
Beggars can't be choosers.
Conservative men think the clitoris is a hoax.
What’s the context here? I can sense this is cringeworthy but I must know more.
He was referencing WAP by Cardi B, but also confirming what we already suspected; he’s unfamiliar with what happens when a woman is aroused.
I think this was when the song W.A.P. came out. (Wet Ass Pussy) And Benny Boy here said if a pussy is wet it's a medical problem. So people started dunking on him and then he responded with this, his actual doctor wife's medical opinion on a wet pussy lol.
The is no evidence the "clit-tor-is" even exists. It was made up by woke people to make our wives unhappy /S
I occasionally check out Colbert’s and Kimmel’s YouTube channels, and seeing the kinds of conservative men flagellating themselves in the comments demonstrates this to be eminently true.
I'm trying to figure out a joke that hinges on the idea of using one as a place to practice drawing letters and the other for writing words but I'm not enough of a cunning linguist.
I'd ask my girlfriend, but I can't figure out what terms to use, I don't know the cunny lingo.
Try a little circumlocution, see if you can get her to arrive at the point.
But somehow WE are the snowflakes ... 🙄
With conservatives (or rather, narcissists) it is always projection.
Its because their insults are projection.
I’m a drop of sweat
the 3 downvoters are the men who can't find the clit to start with
it's not funny. mine said it went to buy cigarettes and has not come back, I can't find it :(
Is it more than a meme? I honestly don’t know. It’s just on top of the labia minora? What can be so hard about that?
It's less about the ability to find the clitoris, and more about the will to do so. I think that it is more than a meme, but in the sense of "men seem so oblivious about the clitoris that surely they must not be able to find it". Some women do seem to genuinely believe this to be the case. I guess that, as absurd as it may sound, it may be more palatable to believe than "most of my partners don't give a fuck about my pleasure and I'm functionally little more than a fleshlight to them"
There have been a few times where I have been a bi woman's first experience of sapphic sex, where they have told me that the sex was so good that it basically redefined for them what sex could be like.
I don't know if it makes it more or less grim that I have slept with plenty of men who were invested in my pleasure enough that they actively enjoyed helping me to have a good time. I guess they have just been fairly unlucky with their partners.
I think also it's a consequence of the terrible, up to and including complete lack of sex education that most men receive.
But also my first girlfriend didn't even know where it was either and thought it was a myth also, so it's probably the absence of effective sex education that is the cornerstone of the myth of the clitoris.
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Food is scarce in the comments, I expected more people to oust themselves than well...2
Conservative men aren’t real
You're thinking of birds.
COnservativly Organized Men don’t Exist Really!
But if they aren't real, why do they always come out of the woodwork when there's a woman as the lead character?
Wait, do they really always complain about that? (Probably don’t pay enough attention to them)
Getting a projector playing female ghost busters to lure out conservatives
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Fucking real!
In my experience both are particularly sensitive to opinionated women who take no shit
One of my favorite videos on YouTube is Gilbert gottfried saying "clitOris" and he says it just like that.
The most sensitive people on the internet are, without a doubt, the celeb gossipers. I have never come across any celeb gossip community that was not a dystopian echo chamber filled with the most brainless and miserable creatures.
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