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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] redsand 1 points 17 hours ago

Because you're either a girl who desperately needs real friends which that's nearly impossible with your parents and level of wealth( therapy helps some people ). Or a very persistent dude playing a swiss teen.

Post whatever memento you kept from your first and I might believe, until then I remain on the fence and ammused.

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago (4 children)

i’d make a great reality star

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Don't they have to do embarrassing things while unable to "delete" their small time celeb status?

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't you delete the account and make a new one with a different name if the over sharing became an issue ? Also, I've not seen all your posts but unless there is something identifying in them, you're probably good to get doing your thing.

[–] anzo@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

"Some answers are best while left unquestioned"

[–] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 2 points 3 days ago

reach for the stars buddy

[–] anzo@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

You are one already. Fedi diva ftw.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Someday I will have control of my own internet, and host my own instance. Then deleting/making accounts will be a lot easier. (I have 28 replies from my last night out. To scared to read them)

[–] ScytheDraven47@piefed.zip 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And this is why I (almost) never comment/post... Can't overshare if you don't start sharing!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That’s exactly what Devin McTawnski from 1346 Landsdown Lane would say!

[–] ScytheDraven47@piefed.zip 7 points 3 days ago

Aw damn, you got me... Should've stayed lurking in the shadows

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 days ago

We've all been there. Believe it or not, I'm pretty introverted, yet I like to chat, at least in a 'small group'. The internet feels kind of small because each thread you're in only has a handful of people commenting, so you feel like you're talking to a small group, despite it being disproportionately lurkers.

At some point you kind of stop caring, or at least that's been my experience.

[–] beep@piefed.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

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The Yapper's Cycle

  1. Irrepressible urge to talk
  2. Oversharing
  3. Yapper's regret
  4. Vow of silence ↓ ↳ loops back to Irrepressible urge to talk
[–] moakley@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Weird. There wasn't any attribution for you to remove, and yet you edited it anyway.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you could be a racoon for all we know

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] heartpunk25@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

janet from the good place

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago

Even better

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What did you over share last time?

[–] ScytheDraven47@piefed.zip 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of a "fresh start"?

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Looks like the next step in his plan to me. Just trying to help /s

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 7 points 3 days ago

Misgendering is mean

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Fuck this hits. Maybe time for me to engage in some introspection.

[–] j4yc33@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

How do I report being in an image that I don't like?

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I can relate to this cycle. For me it plays out irl more though.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

Same, just takes me way longer to cycle through.

with so many instances to choose, how does one not get curious to test another? this is the additional factor that always pushes me to a fresh restart

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago

it's really annoying to have to block someone half a dozen times yk