Mmm raw sausages and bacon, an essential part of every British breakfast
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All these centuries of robbing countries of their spices and this is the best you can come up with???
They didn't dip into their own supply, and instead got us fools addicted to flavor
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Based on how well cooked everything else is on this plate, that tea hasn't got enough milk in it
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Ah yes, boiled sausages, my favourite.
Some day, you should try Weißwurst. It's always boiled, and it's incredible.
Ay, yes, boiled toast, my favorite.
That's from the chippy.
Looks like the weather there...
No no no no no
They must hate Maillard.
Dude react to everything.
If i were as hammered as I am, I might find this appealing. Just saying.
Looks tasty. Ever put hot sauce on the egg?
Brown sauce.
This breakfast looks ridiculously anemic. I've never seen an English breakfast that looked so sad.
Yeah I love a good full English but this ain't it..
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Wait you don't put the beans on the toast?
Different meal. For breakfast, the beans are on the plate. For dinner, it's just beans on toast. Breakfast, the toast is essentially a side dish. Sometime it's fried too. You don't want beans on fried bread.
Great British Bake-Off gave me unrealistic expectations for British food. Recently I went to a British branded restaurant near me, and ordered a decent shepard’s pie and the world’s worst apple pie.
It was a sphere of what seemed to be Wonder Bread smothered in totally flavorless custard, filled with soggy apple slices containing no flavor that were extraordinarily grainy. No sweetness or saltiness or tart apple flavor or even texture other than the graininess. One of the saddest things I’ve ever eaten.
I don’t think it was a good representation of British food because I’ve been to London before and done the rounds, but it fit the memes perfectly.
British branded restaurant
Just like McDonalds is the best and only representation of American cuisine?
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I like it tbh
Soo what do we see in this picture? What looks like a white european's dick cut in half, some part of his bladder, with a splash of vomit and industrial bread.
Oh, and the egg
Deliberately ignoring the elephant in the room, isn't that a lot of protein (and especially meat) for a breakfast?