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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

F'n tard doesn't know shit about theology. Bros, couch fuckers for life, bros! Jesus, as worthless pussy, could think about offering a pittance, in US budget terms, to Iran for their enriched Uranium, but couch fucking warriors of God need to wreck US economy to couch fuck!!!! Hell ya!

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Fucking onion.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 4 days ago

fact is the election that saddled us with jesus was rigged. luckily maga was able to get trump in despite the rigged system and now religion is great again.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

The US is isolating in preparation for genocide. Tested in gaza, it will be refined in Iran, then start sweeping the globe.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world -3 points 4 days ago

Everybody knows you never do a full retard.

Vance went full retard.

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