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Vance says pope should ‘be careful’ when talking about theology (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] Double_A@fedia.io 8 points 4 days ago

Antichrist and Friends just doing Antichrist things :)

[–] homes@piefed.world 7 points 4 days ago

Does Joanne Delores Vance not know who the Pope is?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

lmao they're going to try a schism but they got no motion mmw

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 6 points 4 days ago

Be careful or it’s ring-a-ding for ol’ popey boy, capiche?

[–] better_than_god@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

Ya, where is the serim about love thy chesterfield?

[–] verdi@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 5 points 4 days ago

Let's play along with the religious fantasy:

Paris liberation: Invaders: 3rd Reich Liberators: Russia, UK, yanks

Tehran bombing: Invaders: yanks Liberators: A school full of little girls

Sounds like the pope has a theology point there...

[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Oh, Fuuuuuuuuck you, Vancr!

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Was surprised to see that’s the actual headline

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Willing to bet the couch fucker has never read the bible and knows between dunning kruger and fuckall about theology

[–] DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is there context for this quote? I'm not watching a fucking video.

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[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Has to go back to WWII to find the best examples of righteousness in American wars. Telling.

[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Invade the Vatican!!!

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