this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

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[–] javasux@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Generally I agree

But the joke here is about cringing at what we used to post a decade ago, not Facebook doing something bad

[–] Entropywins@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] fiah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

make it Suntory time

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

Welp, I deleted my Facebook account when I was 11.
But there wasn't anything special anyway. I just used to post photos of flowers, butterflies, water reflections, etc. that I took.

I did post one weird video though. I took a couple pictures of someone's smashed window and the glass on ground. Then I made a slideshow edit of that with the song Yesterday by Beatles in app called Picmotion. I was around 9 when I made that. I am still not sure why.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I get posts about my ex wife, so that's always a downer.

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

I was just really excited about Minecraft updates

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

I am so, so glad that neither digital cameras or the internet were widely available when I was young.