Easy: delete Facebook
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Generally I agree
But the joke here is about cringing at what we used to post a decade ago, not Facebook doing something bad
Delete your memories..?
make it Suntory time
Welp, I deleted my Facebook account when I was 11.
But there wasn't anything special anyway. I just used to post photos of flowers, butterflies, water reflections, etc. that I took.
I did post one weird video though. I took a couple pictures of someone's smashed window and the glass on ground. Then I made a slideshow edit of that with the song Yesterday by Beatles in app called Picmotion. I was around 9 when I made that. I am still not sure why.
I get posts about my ex wife, so that's always a downer.
I was just really excited about Minecraft updates
I am so, so glad that neither digital cameras or the internet were widely available when I was young.