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[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 118 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I did not know and now I am slightly angry at humans. Again.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

We let the few dominate and exploit the many. Our relationship with nature is refelective of our relationship with ourself.

But the cultural focuson domination and exploitation is not biological. It's not in our nature. The potential to dominate is. But so is the potential of cooperation and mutual aid.

Let's try to rethink our society and behaviour to nature and each other and aim for the latter. For all our sake.

#GoogleBookchin

[–] ImInLoveWithLife@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Wrote this on my replacement cardboard desk topper at work a few months ago. Good stuff.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I'd argue that neither one stems from the other but that they are both manifestations of the same thing: our desire to dominate our environment to make our own lives (or the lives of those important to us) easier and/or safer.

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's what billionaires who are exploiting the planet and the people want you to believe. They want you to think you are the problem. But if that were true, you could also fix it. Can you? No. Can the billionaires? YES.

They are the fucking monsters! Leeching off of others and giving nothing back. Fucking parasites that need to die in order to save the planet. Humans can live in peace with nature and have been for eons, until capitalism took rise.

[–] Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You all are happy enough to pay for this to happen with your consumption of fish

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Food is not some luxury. People need to eat. If they don't eat fish they will eat something else.

You are implying that farming is more sustainable, but it's not. Over farming, over fishing, over anything is bad. And the only reason it happens is billionaire greed.

Stop blaming people who are barely making ends meet, living wage to wage and buying whatever food they can afford.

Most people can't afford to think about this kind of shit, but rich folk can.

Go kill a billionaire and make the world a better place for everyone.

[–] yeahiknow3@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Those billionaires didn’t portal into this world from another reality. Pick any human at random, make them a billionaire, chances are you have another worst-of-the-worst.

I’d guess fewer than 1/3 of people are “good” (even after being educated). The rest are just dangerously intelligent animals.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

and which group are you in?

[–] yeahiknow3@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Nobody’s perfect, but if I had a billion dollars my sole preoccupation would be to spend it as fast and effectively as possible to help people in need. That one criterion alone — a kind of minimum requirement — unfortunately makes me weird. However, I stand by the claim that anyone who would do otherwise is a bad person.

To be clear, there is a wealth threshold (Maslow’s hierarchy of needs) that few people in the first world achieve, so we can hardly blame them for not donating their meager savings. But a billion dollars is utterly beyond the pale. Hence my example.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 10 points 5 days ago

Pick any human at random, make them a billionaire, chances are you have another worst-of-the-worst.

Power corrupts. Our mistake is allowing power to be concentrated.

[–] A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Pls do not blame all of humanity for the actions of a few

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I mean like 95% of us eat fish so 95% of us are partially to blame

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 5 points 5 days ago

I literally can't remember the last time I ate any fish whatsoever.

[–] YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (3 children)

IDK the many allow the few to do what they want, if we all really tried we could have this over in a week. It doesn't even take everyone too, only like 3.5% of a population is required to overthrow a government.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

I hate to break it to you, but nobody asked me what I wanted.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

remember that guy who rams whalers with his ships front filled with concrete? he really wanted and he made a difference

[–] A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Defeating the government is the easy part. Building something new afterwards is where it gets difficult

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town -1 points 5 days ago

Yeah, cuz then we know how to kill you too.

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you want to know more and increase that anger a notch, here's Ocean With David Attenborough showing the devastation of bottom trawling: https://youtu.be/IzG9AwlypaY

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

Thank you, now I hate humans even more.

[–] pipi1234@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Slightly?

As the dominant species we should take better care of the world.

But, I guess shareholder value is more important.

[–] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

"Fuck them dolphins"

  • Humans
[–] Entropy_Pyre@lemmy.ca 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think that gives me more thalassophobia than any animal I could find in open ocean.

[–] hesh@quokk.au 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Imagine getting caught in it

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 days ago

No. I don't think I will.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

This is your daily reminder to carry a knife with you. Or a multitool, a Leatherman would do the trick.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

this is illegal in many countries, you're only allowed to carry a knife if you have a specific legitimate use for it, like "i'm on the way to pick mushrooms"

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah I don't live in those countries

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'll be 30 meters deep in a trawling net half a kilometer long, manoeuver my way past the piling realize to the outer boundary, reach into my pocket and start sawing my way through inch thick reinforced cord until I make a hole big enough to wriggle through and swim to safety!

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you are 30 meters deep in the open ocean without a diving suit, diving knife (presumably sharpened), and an oxygen tank, idk what to tell you — don't do that in the first place?

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean 30 meters laterally. End of net, 30 meters of fish & marine mammals & whatever else is caught in the net, me in the middle several meters from the edges, incoming tons of marine life to pack on top.

Honestly, having oxygen would make the terror of a prolonged death worse.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

I don't think this would play out the way you're thinking. Regardless of the incorrect perception of the 30 meter depth, you would still need to be considerably deep to get caught in one of these nets. Again, if you're there without any tools and you're that deep, fuck man the only thing I can say is do not do that lol. There's a reason saws are very common on a variety of vessels, ocean or otherwise. Divers are definitely trained to carry cutting tools on them, I know I was taught to carry a dive knife and wire cutters — to be honest a saw doesn't sound ridiculous.

a Leatherman would do the trick

But enough about last night at the club!

[–] zqfm@mastodon.sdf.org 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

@A404 As an American, I can't understand any of these measurements without Statues of Liberty, football fields, or hamburgers

[–] A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The statue of liberty is is 93 meters tall. One kilometer is 1000 meters. This supertawler is 10 times the size of the statue of liberty

"Okay but what is that in gumballs?"

-🐦

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

How many dachshunds is that?

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Fuck that sea life, the shareholders must see a return!! /s

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 14 points 5 days ago

Where is Saddam?

[–] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago

Yeah but we got the price of canned tuna way down!!! ~(until the inevitable scarcity and population decline hits)~

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Did they have to make the net bottle-nosed?