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[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, the boner does it. Made me snort in the office

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

For someone in this state, that's usually a sign of spinal cord injury.

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[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 58 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Is this Perry is the back?

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Of course! She's not just an astronaut.

[–] Ixoid@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Apparently she's a doctor too!

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

I thought she was busy dating Canada.

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

My first thought was, "Perry the Platypus? Where?!"

[–] Apthianos@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] massacre@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Yes, and she seems pretty happy about the situation! She knows the healing powers of the McDoland's Hamburder!

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Trump must have her so he can dominate Governor Trudeau.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 43 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Using AI to generate shitposts like this is perfectly acceptable as far as I'm concerned.

[–] TALL421@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

Nah earth is gonna kill us for this shit

[–] krisevol@lemmy.zip 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

AI is only good if it's stuff i like. -OP

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

OP & the couple hundred who voted up this garbage.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

You get one. The second you post a second one I block you and and your momma.

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No wonder they're losing him, the Diet Coke isn't even hooked up.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's also not Diet Coke, since it's clear.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Someone sabotaged it with Crystal Pepsi!!!

[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago

is this a Jesus pic?

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago

lmao Katty Perry catching strays.

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Go away with this disgusting slop.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yes. Thank you. Why isn't every comment this?

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Because it's a direct parody of a culturally relevant AI image. Are you expecting someone to break out the oil paints in order to make a legible slop reference?

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The original image was ~~propaganda~~ political persuasive media. This image is also ~~propaganda~~ political persuasive media.

As gross as AI slop is, as much as I don't want it to exist at all, if I want to exist in reality I have to accept that it does.

A significant reason for MAGAs ascension and persistence is they're better at ~~propaganda~~ political persuasive media. For MAGA-resisting groups to refuse to employ effective and efficient ~~propaganda~~ political persuasive media tooling on principle is just an extension of how we got here in the first place.

In the same way an armed populace is more difficult to oppress, a cultural war is easier when you're not imposing self-inflicted munitions restrictions on yourself while your opponents use those same munitions to significant effect.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Because it doesn't get much shittier than AI slop, and this is the shitpost community.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago

Can you please stop that?

[–] monketman82@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

DIET coke? That won't fix anything 😔

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

That's crystal diet coke.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Coming this fall to CBS & Paramount+, "Death By McDonalds". A psychopath pretending to be a doctor becomes a serial killer in a local hospital. Lots of death, lies, and hamberders. Rated NC-17 for teens [wink wink] A Jeffrey Epstein Production

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

“Wurst Medicine”

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Honestly a Big Mac would help me in the in short term today.

[–] username_1@programming.dev 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hamtherapy -- the new point in medicine! Now with buns and clowns! Consult with your doctor (just for $600 if you call NOW) before self-diagnosis. Call 800-450-TRUMP-GOD-42

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You have to dilute the burger in water, then take a drop off that water and dilute it again, do that 50 times and then drink the resulting water

And as by a miracle, you will feel hydrated

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

That stonner though

[–] heartpunk25@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

This is the AI image Trump claims he saw when he posted the other.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

So is Trump supposed to be curing swalwell’s sexual misconduct?

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Did someone ordered a code red?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can’t handle the truth.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago

I am entitled to it!

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