Yeah, the boner does it. Made me snort in the office
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For someone in this state, that's usually a sign of spinal cord injury.
Is this Perry is the back?
Of course! She's not just an astronaut.
Apparently she's a doctor too!
I thought she was busy dating Canada.
My first thought was, "Perry the Platypus? Where?!"
Is that Katy Perry?
Yes, and she seems pretty happy about the situation! She knows the healing powers of the McDoland's Hamburder!
Trump must have her so he can dominate Governor Trudeau.
Using AI to generate shitposts like this is perfectly acceptable as far as I'm concerned.
Nah earth is gonna kill us for this shit
AI is only good if it's stuff i like. -OP
OP & the couple hundred who voted up this garbage.
You get one. The second you post a second one I block you and and your momma.
No wonder they're losing him, the Diet Coke isn't even hooked up.
It's also not Diet Coke, since it's clear.
Someone sabotaged it with Crystal Pepsi!!!
is this a Jesus pic?

lmao Katty Perry catching strays.
Go away with this disgusting slop.
Yes. Thank you. Why isn't every comment this?
Because it's a direct parody of a culturally relevant AI image. Are you expecting someone to break out the oil paints in order to make a legible slop reference?
The original image was ~~propaganda~~ political persuasive media. This image is also ~~propaganda~~ political persuasive media.
As gross as AI slop is, as much as I don't want it to exist at all, if I want to exist in reality I have to accept that it does.
A significant reason for MAGAs ascension and persistence is they're better at ~~propaganda~~ political persuasive media. For MAGA-resisting groups to refuse to employ effective and efficient ~~propaganda~~ political persuasive media tooling on principle is just an extension of how we got here in the first place.
In the same way an armed populace is more difficult to oppress, a cultural war is easier when you're not imposing self-inflicted munitions restrictions on yourself while your opponents use those same munitions to significant effect.
Because it doesn't get much shittier than AI slop, and this is the shitpost community.
Can you please stop that?
DIET coke? That won't fix anything 😔
That's crystal diet coke.
Coming this fall to CBS & Paramount+, "Death By McDonalds". A psychopath pretending to be a doctor becomes a serial killer in a local hospital. Lots of death, lies, and hamberders. Rated NC-17 for teens [wink wink] A Jeffrey Epstein Production
“Wurst Medicine”
Honestly a Big Mac would help me in the in short term today.
preach
Hamtherapy -- the new point in medicine! Now with buns and clowns! Consult with your doctor (just for $600 if you call NOW) before self-diagnosis. Call 800-450-TRUMP-GOD-42
You have to dilute the burger in water, then take a drop off that water and dilute it again, do that 50 times and then drink the resulting water
And as by a miracle, you will feel hydrated
That stonner though
This is the AI image Trump claims he saw when he posted the other.
So is Trump supposed to be curing swalwell’s sexual misconduct?

Did someone ordered a code red?
You can’t handle the truth.
I am entitled to it!