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And that’s basically it!
Does anyone actually buy this kind of thing? Like I know his base is irredeemably stupid, but still.
He's just marketing to the lowest form of sucker.
He's ~~just marketing to~~ the lowest form of [Bubba] sucker.
Fixed that for you. 😝
and he'd be lucky to get even that at this point
Our dementia grandfather is running the country.
I already have to take medications, plus a weed prescription for an anxiety disorder. I don't need you reminding me of that bullshit.
I'm here aren't I?
Oy gayvalt
Wait this actually happened.
The DOJ closed the Epstein files so we could focus on pressing issues this.
Lol he's probably hurting McDonald's business. Like a shit Midas
Mierdas.
I've been boycotting them since 2024 when he did that stupid drive thru stunt and McDs corporate was silent about it.
I don't miss it. It's barely classified as food anyway, not to mention getting more expensive... Bye Felicia
If I were flippin that day, I be spittin that day.
no idea what that means, but I'm willing to learn!
If I cooked his burger, I’d spit in it. Might even swap that pee for an h.
Hey. Question.
What would it take to get him an all -he-he-can-eat subscription to more burgers and fires?
Don’t look at me like that. Cholesterol is a bitch and I don’t think we can get blamed for that.
ah, got it. :P
Real missed opportunity there, Doordash driver.
Indeed, she could've been a national hero.
I dunno. they really work for tips, and Trump seems like a real cunt. In their place, I'd do my best to just avoid their ire.
MAGA: “Trump Christ is just like us! He really gets us!”