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[–] madjo@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Kier wants to fuck his stepmom? Or does he prefer the nanny(state)?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

What, where? IS? Now a morale police to check your internet connection?

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

12-step programs in shambles

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