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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Political virtue signaling.

"We're not pedos!"

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

As long as they don't ban just vanilla incest porn we're good, fellas.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Watch for Will Ferrell's "Blades of Glory" to be burned by mobs. /s

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Finally! Most overused trope in history.

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[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

While it's odd to me that incest porn took off so much these last 15 years, the government doesn't have the right to do such a thing.

I remember browsing porn a long time ago, 15 years or more maybe, and finding otherwise good porn that was under the incest, stepmom kind of thing, it was mostly russian then if I recall, but now it's everywhere. I hardly watch porn now but when I do browse it, it's everywhere now.

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[–] Willoughby@piefed.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You heard 'em!

I don't know why we have a giant "incest porn" machine, but I suppose every dog has his day.

flips switch

to overdrive

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago (3 children)

What the absolute fuck dude.

I'm not enjoying my preview of Mark Carney tbh.

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